BOYS/GUYS part 2

The second part of the saga continues.
This time we have a different groups of boys/guys, but neverthless they're male species.
Hmmm.
Lets observe the characteristictics of them. alright alright i spelled characteristics with an extra 'tics' just now.

Hmm. As with my previous post on The Boys/Guys saga, we mentioned on the sexually part of armwrestling. Now we shall observe a more violent and straightforward case.
Laona is the wanted 'girl' of our class and all little boys wants him(?).
Its true.

I shall say in advance. My apologies to Ham. But the truth must be shown to the public.


A fine day in the classroom.mushroom.derboom.kaboom.





OMG. Yongjin is lucky. He got hold of the rare Laona! He licked his lips in pleasure as hes in for a treat. "Come with me, sweetie" said Yongjin. "ahhhh" ahhed laona.


HEY. Tiger is tryin to snatch Laona away.
'EAT THIS"yelled Yongjin.
"arrgh" arrghed Tiger.
"MUSH GET HIM AWAY". Yonjin yelleded.
Mush grins.



Ahhh. WOOO. LAONA WANTS MUSH, DESPERATLY!
"hurry up dearie'' whispered Laona.
"*grins* alrites alrites pls control yourself and stop clinging onto me, we'll have fun later" said Mush.


"Here, take care of Tiger. I'll go enjoy first." said Mush.
"ok make it fast. iam anxious." mummered Yongjin.
"arghh urggh arggh" arrhh urrghh argghed Tiger.

WOOHOO. And off they went to the metal cabinet at the back of the class.
Just look at Mush's lustful smile. Sorry Ham.

-metal cabinet shakes wildy*

For addicted blog readers.

right. stupid blogger wont let me upload pictures.
if you know me well, you jolly well know that, that wont stop me.

>=) muhahahaha.

photobucket owns!

alrites. lets see. if you have been visiting my tagboard recently, well if you read my blog you're read my tagboard unless you're some guy like siyang who only reads the tagboard only.
yep as i was saying, some guy name DAN whos addicted and trying to get unaddicted, if theres such a word,to this blog. so i shall grant his wishes. i treat my loyal blog readers nice nice. =))


i was strolling around when i came across this horrfic sight.


*SCREAMS!*
DAN IS ACTUALLY A GIRL!.
and what a fashion disaster.
being mr nice, me went and style her(?) hair.
of cos fellow misses nices huiling and sheri helped out of course.

*fiddle fiddle*

he(?) actually has stylable hair and nice easy to style.(wtf isnt that the same meaning? argh)

after a decade of destruction.....




WOW.
is that cloud? sheesh. ownage.


side profile. OWNZOR.
DAN OWNS CLOUD.
*bows*
respect.


turns out a couple of people in our class has the potential to be future hairstylists eh?
ITE here we come!

and just for DAN.
actually, DAN is neither a he(?) or a she(?).
ITS AN IT. ( ok this sentence is weird.. hmm)
proof i have again! =))


everyone knows teletubbies are unisex. in other words, gay.

and here you have it.



coincidence? DONT THINK SO. =)

iam supposed to end here. but for all you sick loyal blog readers out there, heres a bonus!
zoom in on DAN's teletubby pic. zoom to the upper right corner.

ARGGH NVM I SHALL ZOOM FER YOU.






The limelight has been snatched again.

peace out.

BOYS/GUYS part1

right. for today's post, we shall feature the guys/boys in our class. this will be a saga and will be over a number of different posts and different timing. I CANT POSSIBLY BLOG 2 ENTRIES AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT?
hmm. i think i press the caps button on purpose. weird.



right. lets see what they do.
first of all, they do arm wrestling.
not as in WHWE( world hand wrestling entertainment) but yea.

i have proof that this ancient competitive sport is gay.
and why it attracts the male species.
the hidden truth is that....






this sport is sorta sex related. like making love. not convinced? read on.


our guest starring thia, gordon and kelvin tonight. this picture shows the would-be poster for the WWHE ( refer to above chunk of words)




guest starring.. THIA AND KELVIN
1. The starting
both will get tensed up on the count of 3. And they will be jockeying for posistion.
which in other words means going front and back or side to side.


2. The climax
here you can observe Thia getting high. this is obvious from the expresion of his face.


3.The end ( or is it?)
And finally it finishes. Normally one party, in this case Kelvin, is unsatisfied.
and it is obvious that kelvin is gonna ask for another round.

CONVINCED ALREADY?

X)

STUDY STUDY STUDY

recently, because of the coming big exams, everyone is studying. really.
i got proof. dont dare me. muahaha.
hmm. the whole class has gone mad into mugging. this is serious matter. do you not know that too much studyin can lead to a breakdown in the mind?
well there are signs that a breakdown is coming and signs that shows a breakdown has occured.

hmmm. lets observe.




firstly. one will lie down on his desk right in the morning.hands crossed.legs shaking.



for those perverts again. ZAOGENG! eww turn off. bah


following, one will dress like this when he/she has attained the critcial breakdown state.

i pity her. sigh. even stil holdin a book.




and they will show kuku faces like that too. and beware. the break down is contagious! ahhh

and finally.. the final symptom of a breakdown which few has attained.
the lengendary.....







one legged squat hands praying move. omg. wow. *amazed*


thats it. my whole class is gonna breakdown. me too. argh.
*off to master the lengedary one legged squar hands praying move*

WOOTS.. AUTOGRAPH SESSION

wow interesting. xms is so popular nowadays. you hear them, see them and smell them everywhere. tv or radio or canteen. amazing shit.
oh ya 'read' part too.
all that so boost the next year intake. despicable.

in fact, xms is so famous that 3 man group( given the name F.I.R), came down for autograph session! GPGT pics below




omg.. is that 3 birds? is that 3 planes? no its.. FIR!!
( i know my tense is wrong. dont bother correcting me by taggin on the tagboard =) )


ZOOM IN.hmmm. weird. xms seems to have no FIR supporters. the 2 girls behind are hired to act as supporters. man, even they got bored.

ZOOM EVEN MORE. wow. 2 of the 3 have fainted due to lack of hand signings.


FINALLY! a SUPORTER!( yes i spelled wrongly -.-) the 3 perks up immediately. ther hands itching to sign.


argh crap. raining. lets move the tables. *groans*

'its raining, shithead! get the heck in!' 2 of the 3
'alrite alrite.*yawn*' 1 of the 3

not bad. 1 supporter today! improvments.
FIR would like to thank their fan(s) for their support.
peace.

whiteboard wheezes

yep. welcome again.

lets see what we have for today.. aha. lets do abit of time travel and go back a few months back before.

it was earily in the year, in the early few months , in the early afternoon, when we were stoning around in the class.
brilliance struck a young man*.
he told his friends about his great plan and went to work.
enjoy. =)


the ancient ritual of beheading. poor qinglun.
ancient refers to the early months of 2005.



some SS tryin to copy the many hands of buddha.
apparently he failed his maths as he miscounted the number
of hands. actually only 2 were real and 3 million others were
all illusions. his hair sucks.

'grr!' said the Mush. Ham should be proud of him
fighting off evil mini comic character.

and finally...




'HADOKEN' an amazing showcast of extraodinary
whiteboard drawing skills by that young man*


*young man -- yours truly was a young man then. =)

the cast

alrights today, or rather yesterday, i had my wrist treated and bandaged all because my mum forced me to. see iam so guai. oh wells.

anyway its really not pain. its just that the wrist joint there got some problem cause weeks ago i fractured it a bit withh too much intense handstands training.lol.

anyway, some monkey saw the bandage and wanted to sign the cast.
i was like.. ?! its a bandage. not a cast!
the monkey pleaded and gave the monkey jiao bin below, i cant resist. =(

the irrestibable monkey jiao bin. if u noticed i spelled a word wrongly, you dont get a prize. if u didnt, you stil dont get a prize.

the monkey broght some of her mates over and doodle on the mystical 'cast'

doodle doodle. monkeys are proven again that they have no art talent.

after suffering for nearly a century, i stood horrified at the result. i quickly grab a paper and wrap it around to cover it up. blasted monkeys!
you wont get to see the entire thing here. but heres a sneak preview =)

the mei lian jian ren 'cast'

theres abit showing.. the hideous thing.. so called 'art'.

heres the full sneak preview. thats all.
going bananas.

*edit* i took off the bandage aka 'cast' already.

a look into the past as breakin newbs =)

some dumb guy tryin an attempt at a hollaback. that dumb guy appears to be me.

bear tryin to imitate the pilot pen video advert thing. but in school compound. mrs low would be so proud.

TADA! for all you perverts out there. and yes shes wearin shorts. dont let your over reactive imagination run wild. angelia can do a basic freeze. nice.