The baby.

right.
sorry for my lack of posts. just that everytime i come back here, memories come flooding back and i'll heartache. but i shall brave all these storms of memories and continue blogging.
yep. iam back on track.
..
and yes.

i rock.


hmmmm.
the baby.
pregant lady's babies.
um. baby.
hmm. anyway u decide

the baby.
a mixture of.. um.. 2 persons.
our class very own siamese twins.
wow.












and there the pair is. oh.
the first one looks brave
the second one looks scared.
typical baby.



come on do a pose!
cmon.
kutchee kuchee kooo.









yay! the first one posed!!!
the second like gonna cry liddat.
judgin from huiling's face, i think the baby(s) farted.


wow! the second baby posed!
the first baby looks constipated.
ham gasped in attonishment. yes i know i spelled wrongly yet again. my english sucks.






and here they proclaimed their religion.


hmmm. back view if the siamese.
the second baby's ponytail looks like Ham's fringe here.


omG LOOK AT THEM(DAM)!!













THEIR FIRST STEP!
SO FAST! WOOHOO



Oh great. see la. pang sai le.
someone clear up this thing please.

the siamese really resembles their parents.
just look at the first baby's face and the preganant lady's face.

i guess the second baby's face will look like the father's face.

mustache and double chin.
acks

reluctance

sigh.
so fast.
last day of school passed.
kinda sad thinking of it.
all those times.. not being to relive it again.
sad sad.

sorry for lack of posts.
i actually have tons of posts to post about.
but just.. sad la.
mourn for the parting of everyone.
sigh..

Preganant

Nope.

This post is not gonna talk about how the class made mdm foo, mrs yeap, mrs tan, mrs thang and mrs irene tan pregnant. ok not mrs yeap then, thats exceptional.

i bet all of you are thinking about the 2yrs reign of our class that somehow increase the potency rate.
They dont call me a magician for nothin.

rather, this post is about a preganancy of our fellow student which is gonna create history for the class.









Theres the pregnant lady. NOT THE ONE CARRYIN THE LADY, for goodness sake.
yes its the one on top of Ham.



Ham soon loses strength and therefore had to ask for help.




And they began to carry her. Please ignore the hands for the preganant lady and Ham.
You eff-ing perverts. thats a sick thought about a preganant lady.

btw the mid-wife has the jacket thing on her shoulder to get ready for the carriage.



and there she goes.









AHHH *PUSH* *BREATHES* *PUSH*!
once again u sick eff-ers stop thinking of dirty thoughts. urrgh.
Ham is enjoying the show.
so is the headless being in the background.




ONE FINAL PUSH!! ( even the mid wife's face is red. i wonder why.)

*ooo where ooo where*
*wails wails*
*you just hate me cos iam black*

midwife: ".... wad the..."
ham:"oh my god...."
preganant lady:"SHUUDDUPP"

the baby shall be revealed. to be continued.

dumdeedum.

Descendants

right.
anyone here heard about ji gong?
yep the monk who did everything a monk cant do.

seems that the descendants of ji gong have infiltrated the class 4e7.
these monks, cleverly disguised as students, have been around us since dunno when.
Although naked to the naked eye (WTF?), ive seen through their colours. iam a colourists.

students of 4e7 please do not be suprised at what you are gonna witness.








1st suspect. Monk Ben. Always smiling and has tremendous strength. Together with his hair, he is one of the likely suspects.



2nd suspect. Monk Jin. Always smiling and showing off gums. His impressive ability to *TOCK* has enabled him to be a suspect.( and of cos covering his face is suspicious too)


And finally the reason why i suspected them.
.
.
.








EVIDENCE. Not them sleepin, those are jack, le and some headless guy.
LOOK carefully at what the monks are doing.




JUST LOOK AT THEIR POWER HUNGRY FACES.
They look as though they cant afford to lose. Even deep in thought.
Lets leave them there for the while. Ji Gong dont have to worry about his family line anymore.

students of 4e7 please do not make fun of their monk status.
and please stop stroking their hair.
only iam entitled to do that.

peace.

tumour

alrights.
anyone intelligent being here knows whats a tumour?
yep a diu mor.

its actually... uh.. something which sticks outta certain part of your body.
it looks ugly and it extremly gaowei.
My condolence to all who has these evil things.

Alot of people may not know it, but our class has a tumour patient.
currently shes suffering from patrickthestarfish tumour.
shes none other then our beloved del.

secretly, our trusty class management head is employed to be her helper.
on behalf on del, we thankyou.








here we can see bonn helping to hide the diu mor for pubic view. oh wait. i meant public view. PUBLIC VIEW.




But our poor bonn has to go home too. Since bonn is in a hurry. he had no choice but to let go of his hand. Thats where the pubic got a glimse of 'the thing'. oh crap. i meant PUBLIC. arrgh







AHHH. YES THATS PARTICKTHESTARFISH TUMOUR!
Its exposed! sigh~



Nobody knew behind that facade of ever smiling face, was a deep hidden secret of del suffering.
Nobody knew behind that facade of ever smiling face, was a patrickstarfish tumour too.


After accepting the fact, she of course had to get on with life despite the teasing.
so if u guys read this, please dont tease her.
just shake ur head/hand to her and say HIIIIII.

smile on.

busker

right. many apologies for not being able to blog these days.i just upgraded my internet connection speed. so yea =)

hmm. have u guys ever heard of whats a busker?(not refering to someone busking under a sun or someone who drives a bus)...
you know.. those people that performs on the street and have hats or pails on ground for people to throw money at. yea those people. NOT THOSE PEOPLE WHO THREW THE MONEy.. but you get my drift.

recently there appears to be a lone busker in our school.
This interesting character has some unique abilities.
For example, the ability to busk without getting caught by the teachers.

in the parade square.

during morning assembly.

interesting eh? anyone wanna give a guess to see what talent he has to busk about?


alrights this is exact pictures taken in the parade square during morning assembly. no kidding.



there you have it. Mr sleep-in-regardless-what-position-or-what-place.




front profile. what great reflexes.



side profile after peeing. yes that squirt of 'water' on the ground in front.buskers have to answer call of natures too.




All in a days work. He grins at the fruits of labour.2 plastics bags of unknown substances and a bag. Hes contented.


anyway from the pictures you can count how many people were wearing ankle socks.Tag the total amount of ankle socker you counted and be rewarded with a reputation of being a bumbum whos has no life or , in a nicer tone, someone bored. =)
enjoy.

The ugly side of Mankind.

utter disgust was i, at the ugly side of Mankind.
The human race may look kind and helpful, but they're really evil , horrific.. and evil.
i was totally horrrifed at the destruction mankind has done.
Baffled by how such a delicate race could do so much evil.


So for today, i shall stand at the side of the Chi and defend them. Just for today =)



The 2 groups of the Chi race live peacefully before the evil Mankind came into their lives. The 2 groups are mainly the Lee and Kens. Belllow(bellllllloooowww) is the reunion photo of them living together harmoniously.




There they are. The Lees and the Kens. Such a beautiful race. youre beautifALL~(That was Blunt) =/



AND IN CAME THE EVIL HUMANS.
"GARRRWW!' garrwed Evil Bonn.
"hehehehehe" hehed Evil Dam.
Evil Bonn is known for his licking and biting.
Evil cheryl is known for changing hairstyles.




And then...
The massacare began.


"NOoooooooooo!" nooed the Lees.




In just a short moment, The evil human race tore through the whole race.
The aftermath was totally horrible.
The sight was just gruesome. Only left bones and squeezed packets.

a paragraph of silence for them before showing the aftermath.
(if you have a weak stomach, please scroll down. If you dont have a weak stomach, who cares.)











The aftermath.




omg.~ even the buidings were dry.

Bird's eye view of the destruction.



We mourn for the pain they went through.
The Chi-Lees are on the left and Chi-Kens are on the right.




And finally, the undertaker taking care of the remains.
What a sad entry.






Monday go KFC chiong again.Who got coupons?