Toilet #1

ahh damn.
bad days.

my phone crashed.
my com crashed.
my psp went outta batt.

thats why i have difficulty blogging nowadays.
really.

REALLY LA.
trust me yo.


anyone can offer to help me.. please do.
or else i'll kick your ass.

ahh lets see.


recently saw a surge in toilet videos.

Don't know whats the fetish about them though.

some find it kinky.

hurrrr.



Aight, so someone downloaded a 'toilet vid' into laptop for the entire class to enjoy.

Hmm.





First there was two.



yea cant believe both of them watch this kinda stuffs.















Then, yeow the pure joined in too.
Unbelievable.












gradually, more people entered the frame, sinful thoughts overtaking them.
























ooo the black came too. yea CAME too. CAME. geddit? if not, slap yourself.















auntie KY also KaYpo and joined in. Seems that the video has reached its peak or high point judging from the faces.






and an extra footage here for all you mudheads.














BUT






JUST WHAT WERE THEY WATCHING?








I'll tell you next time. heeee. maybe even provide the video. *winks winks*


my com's crashing again.
i hear weird noises from her. yes her.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!1111oneoneone11eleven11!!

3P

hey you.


guess most of you have heard/seen/smelt about the recent 3P video.

yea 3P video from a local poly


nope not the t****** nyp one.


theres a new one.

and its 3p.

means 3 person for all you noobs.


Yea it was mentioned in the newspapers.

Lianhe zao bao if iam not wrong.


Well if you're wondering whether why am i mentioning bout the video today

NOPE. I dont have the video. ( sucky quality =x)


But...




I do have some pictures. *heh* *heh* *heh*



want some?




you sure?



Aight sit back and relax.
or sit closer to the screen and get your left hand ready.


Here goes...















Guy A
Yes i censored his face. Privacy reasons ya know.

















Guy B
Yep hes hidden








On second thoughts, for my reader's sake I'll just uncensor em. heeeeeeeee














Guy A















Guy B














The arousement.
Guy A: ' heeeeeeeeeeeee'
Guy B: ' oooooooooooooo'













The war/love cry initiated.
If the partner replies, the show begins.
















HE REPLIES!
whoaaaa














man is he going in rough.
doggy style at first call.













close up action













yea they're really into it.








If you're wondering where the third person is.......













Shes helping them film it down.
Useless females.










Aight thats all fer now.

After watchin those pictures.. I bet you're doing this...





WANKING....













..... a milo bottle.


no?



fine.






Kthxbye.

P.S: click that banner at the top of the page and sign up. it really works. For yours and mine benefit. heeee kthxbye

BUSY #4

Promos are over.
geog sucks.

argahrgargaohao'wihaphpahfpahfafpajp

I shall fall into depression.


oifhoawfhawfhoa;f;afaf'afaalaaf


=((((((((((((((((((



sighsighsighsighsighsighgihgishgishgsihsighishgisghsighsi



i shall just repost videos for now =(








A short vid i made of card flourishing/xcm/cardistry last year.

Go http://decknique.net/ if you're into this kinda things alright?


To hell with you Promos.


pppfffftttttt.




=(

BUSY #3

aight. Theres no time.

a week more to promos.


holyshit.


I can feeel the jitterz already.


Iam so busy that i don't even have time to breathe.


help.


therefore..


i shall just..




do some repost of my old vids.



first up...



we have http://neo-happenings.blogspot.com/2006/02/highly-anticipated-blog-post.html






Enjoy.

Mugging sucks so much that i aint got any brain juice left. =(
"siyang"

BUSY #2

Behold...

the second reason for being busy the past few days..






Enjoy.
And please comment and rate the video.
heeee
"siyang"

BUSY #1

1st reason for being so freaking busy nowadays.








enjoy.
its a debut.
"siyang"

Boring entry #232323

whooooweeeee.
What a busy week. month. day.
Had performances.
Dead tired.
can barely feel my toenail.




Tommorow is National day and my post will have 100%gurranted/garangteed/gurranteed/asfgasfgkh absolutely, incredibly, as-usual-ly NOTHING to do with it.

yay.




People discover things all the time.
Some examples would be dinosaur bones, dinosaur teeth and maybe dinaosaur penis.
Some people writes theory on things they discovered.
(Theory of Demand and Supply) wth.

The Great Siyang, with his sidekick teh great siyg, came up with a formula, while observing subtle things that happens everyday.

And proudly,humblely and hao-lianly we present...














THE THEORY OF KEEPING YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND

Do not not laugh or not laugh at this simple yet complicated theory.

Evidence and proof of the people that know about this theory but yet selfishly refuses to spread it.

Ahh. On first view this picture looks normal. But on closer scrutinisationtion, notice that all their feets are off the ground. If they look like they're on the ground, slap yourself. Get some specs.

Another one. Posing innocently as though they know nothing. Thus i decided to ask them.

'How come all of yall feets are off the ground?'

In which they replied..

Starting from right in no specific random order,

'How do you eat your food ar?'

-points teeth- 'I used my teeth'

-scratchin- 'ohhhh that feels good.'

'mmlmflmfl'

And mr stickman attempted to excuete Zidane's trademark headbutt on Mr whatson.

Ahh thats me and some random person.

Iam the one in skirt. (WHAT?)

Yep we know about the theory.

what does this theory means, you ask.

it actually..

means...

KEEP YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND!

Have a nice day and remember to keep your feets off the ground, suckers.

heeeee

"siyang"

Phenomenon

Yawns.

10 more weeks to promos.
in case you dunnno that is.
frightening aint it.

Its like feeling that the shit is gonna come out and yet you cant find a toilet.

yea.


aight.

Ya know, phenomenon ( read as fur-NOR-Me-nON ) -yes hes out- *if you dont get it, ask me. i'll ignore you.*

phenomenon happens all the time.
yep even in my school.

That faithful day, I was in my helicopter getting ready to go to school.

3mins later i reached the field already.

After taking a daily routine piss on the field (now you know why i always laugh when people fall on the field) , I came across an astonishing sight.



Behold, The Phenomenon.












Innova's very own swimming pool.













Its so big that it can fit approximately 0.23 people.










I ran and grab a random stranger to show off my findings.














'WOW!' said Random Stranger. She later identified herself as Glady. s.













Being Glady. s, her WOW has attracted people all the way from Johor Bahru as they all admire the sight while posing as models.













Some dumb idiot suggested having a paper boat race instead of swimming and it began.














Proof of Glady. s. cheated. Using her hands somemore.














'Oh no Iam gonna lose. I better put my wallet beside my head' said wasABI.














In the end both PAPER boats sunk. What you expect, they're PAPER for godness sake.














Saving private ryan. i mean. Private paper boat.







There you have it.

A Phenomenon.



yays.






I leave you a beatiful picture of DA PHENOMENON.











Bye asses.
"siyang"

Trend.

Aight.
Common tests sucks.
Common, i mean, C'mon, agree aight.
Denial is futile.


If i get 2.3 marks for my maths, i'll jump for joy.
Not Joy, but you get what iam trying to say.



well at least JC is stil better than sec sch.
JC i can only fail 6subs.

sec sch i can fail 7.

Thus you can see which is more worth it.



enough about cmon, common tests.


Lets talk about the days before The Tests.

saw a trend of around 23 blogs competiting to tidy up their table in the fastest time possible during the holidays.

yea yea. I went with the trend. You may bash me later.



appetisers.














yeaaaa.











main course














How the hell did i live in that kind of condition.












i shall rename my room to "Squatter"













Nice hand. 6 fingers.




aha gotcha noob.











Thus Siyang the great decided to do something about it.
Wasting 23 secs of this time, he packed up the room.
yes 23 secs.
Long isnt it.









Just like 'Magic'








whoa..









Damn iam fast.














Because of using up all his mana/energy/mojo/nose,


*boom*













Our hero Siyang(lvl23) has fallen. *arrugrugarag dota sucks*






Thats all.


why?


not enough?




not satisfied?




I knew it, you wanna see that dumb guy's firm butt.




you cheeky little assholes.










oh wells.










i aint lame, maybe i am. I think therefore I am. .... wtf.
stop ogling the hairs.


Bye.
"siyang"

Stupid Tags

i survived the previous calamity.



Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head.
Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey.
1. Siyang
2. BOA
3. Siyang
4. Vivian Hsu
5. Siyang
6. Rui En
7. Siyang
8. Fiona xie
9. Siyang
10. Hyori
11. Siyang
12. Jessica alba
13. Siyang
14. Jasmine Trias
15. Siyang
16. Lin ZhiLing
17. Siyang
18. Carrie Chong
19. Siyang
20. Makiyo

1) how did you meet 14?
American Idol. damn she should have won that whole thing. sold half my house to vote for her.
2) What would you do if you never met 1?
i probably wouldnt exist. damn that guy rocks.
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
omgosh. A perfect couple.
4) did you ever like 19?
yes. He totally rocks my world.
5) would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
omgosh. A perfect couple.
6) describe 3.
Damn he rocks.
7) do you think 8 is attractive?
Holy shit. Why do you think shes in the list of 20 ppl and you're not? Thats your answer =)
8) tell me something about 7.
I just cant find words to describe how much he rocks. damn.
9)Do you know of any 12's family?
I dont mind knowing. Though i'll be satisfied knowing her alone. x)
10)What's 8's favourite?
I think her favourite is that guy. That Siyang guy. damn iam jealous.
11) what would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
I wouldnt be suprised.
12) What language does 15 speak?
All kinds. what can i say, he totally rocks la.
13) who is 9 going out with?
No one i hope. Iam gonna ask him out one day.
14) how old is 16 now?
Who cares. Just enjoy what you see now x)
15) when was the last time you talked to 13?
um. Never i think. Cant imagine talking to him. i'll probably faint or people might think iam a psycho.
16)who's 2's favourite band/singer?
Either herself or that guy again.. whats his name? oh ya. Siyang. How come that guy is everywhere??!
17) would you date 4?
Who wouldnt. Legs go numb whenever i walk past HangTen shops.
18) would you date 7?
No. I pei bu shang ta. =(
19) is 15 single?
yes. i hope so. i.. um.. hope so. =(
20) what's 10's last name?
Lee
21) would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
HIM AGAIN. i wanna forget about him =(
22) what sch does 3 go to?
Innova JC. The people there so lucky =(
23) where does 6 live?
Singapore.
24) what's your favourite thing about 5?
HE ROCKS LA.
25) have you ever seen 1 naked?
Hell yes. what a great body. I've got three hands and stil have not enough to finsih counting his abs. GAWD.









Lets start all over again shall we?



Same rules apply.
First 10 ppl will be selected from my tagboard. muahhaah.



Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head. ( i have hair on top of my head)
Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey.
1. Siyang
2. Tian Xiang
3. Hui Ling
4. Zoe
5. KAHyih
6. Gladys
7. Ginger
8. Liyue
9. Edmund
10. Jingwei
11. Suxuan
12. Amelia
13. Angeline
14. Terri
15. Sri
16. Jody
17. Yuan rui
18. Alex
19. Angelia
20. Bernice

1) how did you meet 14?
Through HHCS. Evil tudi
2) What would you do if you never met 1?
i probably wouldnt exist. damn that guy rocks.
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hoho. damn i fergot put yeow inside. ARgh. sorry bernice.
4) did you ever like 19?
That BBJ. waste my time only. HA
5) would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
HOHO yes. swearing at each other.
6) describe 3.
gackt and hyde freak.
7) do you think 8 is attractive?
Yea. -snigger- Iam serious!
8) tell me something about 7.
It is not a root. More of an underground stem thing.
9)Do you know of any 12's family?
well yea. kinda. ANGELIA kuik. whoops.
10)What's 8's favourite?
me me me. alright fine. its kevin.
11) what would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
i will parrot her. heh.
12) What language does 15 speak?
Egnlish tamil and chinese. ok fine. he sings in chinese.
13) who is 9 going out with?
ME. nope. hes going out with... boy meets boy.
14) how old is 16 now?
17
15) when was the last time you talked to 13?
Few days ago. MOVIE MARATHORN PLS. YES. mara THORN. THORNSSS.
16)who's 2's favourite band/singer?
himself x)
17) would you date 4?
Is an item dateable? Anyway shes one of my 89 steads. muahaha
18) would you date 7?
Is an underground stem dateable? i know its edible x)
19) is 15 single?
No. hes double. maybe even triple. ok fine hes single.
20) what's 10's last name?
YUNA. ok fine. TAN
21) would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
hmm? if she agrees, i'll have another one to make my collection a big 90!
22) what sch does 3 go to?
SP
23) where does 6 live?
Singapore.Sengkang.Thats direct intrusion of my territory.grrr
24) what's your favourite thing about 5?
Auntie KY also answers my problems and owes me one icecream. GRINS.
25) have you ever seen 1 naked?
Hell yes. what a great body. I've got three hands and stil have not enough to finish counting his abs. GAWD.





congrats no pics in this post. COOL.
"siyang"

Terrorists.

Hows it going, homies?
Iam gonna flunk my papers. Bad move.

-Summer test-
Summer has come to test,
the innocent has done so fast.
wake me up when summertest ends.

like my father wants me to pass
NS years are coming so fast
wake me up when summertest ends

here comes GP teacher
failing from the start
drenched in red ink again
becoming who we are

as my memory blanks
but never forgets what I wrote
wake me up when summertest ends

*blah blah blah*

I actually thought all of that on the spot.
Yes, Bow to me now. Kiss my feets if you insist.
Sorry i cant continue it, too hungry.


Anyway, back to school...

Things are happening in my school.

Terrorists.
They hide in plain view, yet plans their fool-proof plans.
They're cold and heartless, killing people whether male female baby or oldies. (oldy)

Being the resourcesful guy,
i've taken pictures of them.













Look, suspect number 1. Stickman.
Appears to be innocent, nice and vulgar.
Cant really tell he's a terrorist.
As i said, they're hiding in plain sight.












Suspect number 2. Jing.
Appears to have a flair in chinese and japanese.
Had a recent haircut. I suspect that she had a makeover hairstyle because her previous cover was blown. Same again, cant really tell shes a terrorist.
tsk tsk. PLAIN sight.






I have pictures of their assault too.
-Warning for those light sleep hearted people. Disturbing pictures ahead-













victim number 1.
Poor young man.
Stil holding his precious shoe bag handed down by his granddad.











victim number 2
Poor old lady.
The terrorists attack with no mercy, wont even let off this poor old lady.
They even mark the victims.












It appears to be the name of their terroist organisation.




Keeping up with technology,
their online unspeakable deeds has also been sighted.









poor sri.
now the whole world can see his PI.
latest sources has comfirmed that Sri is suffering from a grade A depression and is making weekly visits to the psychologist under the cover of 'an in-grown toe nail'.





oh no.




i think i was spotted by them.






STICKMAN IS HARASSING ME NOW!







Ahhhh.



















IAM STIL YOUNG. I DONT WANNA DIE!


If i ever get out of this, i'll blog again.
till then...
May the 23 be with me.
"siyang"

Kena tagged.

hmm. once in a while i get tagged by stupid people.(Thanks leh Jing Wei)

now is a 'once in a while'
yawns.
here we go.





**

If you have been tagged, you are to come up with seven qualities of your perfect lover.
Specify the gender.
Then, list down and tag another seven bloggers on their pages.
If you've been tagged, you need not do this again.
Let's start.
Gender: Female. Even a lesbian. Because after i show her whats a real man, she'll be converting back in no time.

[1]Jap or Korean
[2]Big ****
[3]Great ***
[4]Godness figure
[5]Never grows old
[6]Angelic face
[7]Wears racers/singlets/spagetti with cargo pants



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alternatively iam happy if BOA is mine x)






























on a more serious note....

Gender: Female.

[1]Have trust for me and vice versa.
[2]My Best Friend.
[3]Just the right amount of possessiveness .
[4]Open with her feelings.
[5]Loves me.
[6]I want beautiful offsprings.
[7]Able to talk anythin and everythin under the sun. Same frequency.

Number 6th point actually means 2 points if you think about it.. so yea. i cheated. hooray.



Ok,Next up,the next 7 people.(provided if they even bother. ha)
-Stickman(Yuan rui)
-Benxy(Ben zee)
-Wakka02(Tian Xiang)
-Bear(Hanyong)
-Item(Zoe)
-Maid(Wanling)
-Ginjah(Ginger)
-Potato(Yanlin)
-Bbj(Angelia)
-Shithead(Valerie)
-C HL(Huiling)
-Dan (Cheryl)
-AHmelia(Amelia)
-Duukie(Sheri)
-An`qi(Angie)
-....

wtf.
i've overdone it.
i just glanced through my tagboard and just kept typing names i see that tagged.

anyway.. it was fun typing all those nicknames. HA
i call this.. Going the extra mile.
lazy to delete them.
Thus, you see your name there, auto abit please and do this.
yawns.



`**** refers to Eyes
*** refers to Fun.
Not other dirty things. Please, trust me.


x)

"siyang"