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Rules of the game:Post 5 weird and random facts about yourself and list down 5 victims at the end of your list who has to play this game.
Please leave a tag at the blog of the 5 victims that goes: " You have been tagged! Read my blog and Play the game!
"Five weird and random facts about myself:
1. I can lick my fringe.
2. I dont have any black shirts to wear out. DAMMIT.
3. I can stand on my hand(s). lol
4. I have a pentium one pc with 64mbram and its stil working. my bros play red alert on it.
5. My room has cards littered all over the floor.
Dont say NPNT. heres a pic to prove it.




The 5 victims:
Dam.
Hanyong.
Angie.
Valerie.
Fang yi.

HA its ur loss!

alrites recent job hunt.
heard got the job at bugis.
at a sushi restaurant.
i cant name it in cas i get sued.
Sakae Sushi.

SUE ME! HAHA!


anyway. i went all the way to bugis.
after like around 2300000 seconds of train ride,
i finally arrived.
and i spent another 23000seconds findin the restaurant.


after surviving past the stinkey pasta mania,
i finally arrived.

and HEY!
they were full.
as in, staffs full. not stomach full dammit.

i was like. omf?
screwing me around aint u huh.
i glanced inside and saw the staffs inside all girls.
only the manager is male.
BIAS DAMMIT. lol.

so... i planned a revenge.
ITS THEIR LOSS FOR NOT HIRING ME. LITERALLY.

i called my buddies over.
and i went inside the restaurant for 'a meal'.

since the restaurant is located on the second floor,
i sneaked my buddies through the open windows.

heh heh heh
and we started.


-inserts screams of delight and torture-










-insert more here if u like-







heres a sneak peek.

gasp!.






-inserts a few more nosies-






alrites fine.
heres the damage caused.




talk about twin towers. heh




we finished countless cups of wasabi too as u can see.
yes those cups of green things inside.




the waiter came and remove the tower.






we built another one before he came back.
thats how good we were.








there he goes again.










and again.









and again.





oo i saw this cute lil girl there too.





yes u must be thinkin WTF.?




HA HA.
how u like that?
whose loss was it for not hiring me again?
paid 18bucks for all these.

WHOSE LOSS U TELL ME!
MUAHAHAHA.


this story is entirely fictional. any mention of any character living or dead is purely coincidental.
wtf. it wasnt coincidental. its on purpose. yes yes. YES. ahh.
sue me. =/

BBC

truckloads of apologies for the lack of updates.
too busy these few days.
too much dota and MU. woohoo. iam top player in server oMG
WAHHOOOO.
so many chalets pass. stil got more to come.


hmm.
alright back on topic.
if you're stuck in a pineapple under the sea, you probably wont realise another sickness has been spreading around since the days of SARS.

no bird flu is not it.
bird flu is NOT a sickness. Its a ... um.. FLU.
yea flu.
so yeas.

i happened to know the source of this strange mutataed illness.
around 230hours later doctors and namelogists came up with the name BBC syndrome for this new illness. doctors and namelogists refers to yours truly if u dont already know.

a couple of my friends were hit by this strange illness.
therefore they had to be quarratined in the class 4e7.

now lets get to the main source of this syndrome.

after investigations and obvious syndromes, Bonn has been identified as the main source.





hiding behind a mask of his face. wtf?






our 23hours on the run reporters took footages of the spreading illness.
we have an every 23hours update speed rate. They have risked their lives and we thank them for it. thats why we pay them. dammit.

the first victim. bonn's stil smilling gleefully after infecting the Bonn's Bonn's Clone syndrome.




poorthing. stil struggling after BBC got her.




finally accepting her fate and posing for the cam. she realised her death wish on being on National Tv.. i mean. National Blog.. has been fufilled.

The next victim! oh. Dam's face shows the sigh look as she realised its hopeless to struggle and therefore resigning to her fate.

and it got her too.
'OMG' her actions seemed to say.

'oops' says Bonn

!!! Bonn and infected victim. somthings wrong with bonn's face. wheres the syndrome?

AHHH IT MUTATED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

IT EVEN HAS FRINGE! CUT YOUR FRINGE FER GODS SAKE. ITS TOUCHIN THE EYES OF YOUR MUTATED FRIEND, BONN!



gah. i need work. got lobang?

Aerospace.

Hmmm.
Been hearing on lots of peeps in E7 wanna go into Aerospace engineering in Poly.
Fine. i didnt hear these recently.
But i just suddenly recalled.
so yea.
heard its a good job prospect.
oh wells.

imagine a fellow classmate as an aerospace guy.
an example,






yes. sitting and rocking by himself helps the mind to think about ideas for Aerospacing.
And hes about show hes signature cross leg. which everyone knows i cant do due to certain reasons X)))
And yes probably future aerospace model beside there. gah.

But what these guys didnt know was that there were underdog competitors among the class.
From my observation, i spotted a few and i shall disclose one of em.
these pictures were taken recently, around 2 months ago. BLAH.




THERE! in all its awe and beauty. The key thing that shows interest in Aerospace.
Although it was subtle.. smart, observant,keen eyed, (insert self praise words here) me saw through the whole thing.


Mr Aerospace engineer-wanna-be is none other than..........






60CENTS!.
you can find him in a class,
bottle of mud
gonna have to read,
aint it gettin hot,
(insert modified 50cent's In Da Club lyrics here)





King of the World actually likes this job!
Posing with his world class flyer next time.



gah. irrelavant pic of the day. SPOOFS.
i dont know who started this first but.. yea.. you be the judge. =/







not updating for next few days.
off to chalet.
woohoo.
i'll be awake throughout the days tho.
i rock.
yummy.

(plays Eminem song)

...



guess whos back.


back again.


siyangs back...


tell a friend...


WOOHOO.
alrites alrites.
sorry peeps. too busy partying away to update.
anyway i guess iam back on track
muhahaha.
Prom was the day before.
trust me it OWNS!
pity those who didnt go.
had an AWESOME time.

heh
alrites alrites.
lets talk about the days before Prom.






i dunno what the heck happen.
but these girls landed themselves in jail.












apparently they landed behind bars because of waiting for someone to dye her hair.








ok shes not the one the girls were waiting for.
but LOOK AT HER HAIR.
nun... =(







yes continue smiling, grandma
all these for Prom.






and i went breaktalk.
mush couldnt go to prom.
i was so touched by Breadtalk.










they actualy named a bread after them to make Mush happy!
woohoo way to go BreadTalk




alrites these are the events that happened before Prom.
anyway heres a IRRELAVANT pic of the day.

to girls who wanna be breakers, in other words, Bgirls.




Being a Bgirl means that you can kick my nuts.
ouch. Thank you Dam.

1000th view post

alrights.
apparently fanatic blogders went and keep refreshin the page.
thats a serious abuse of the refresh button and left click.
oh wells.
alrights alrights i understand its just fanatically inpatient crawling of the heart at work, so i shall forgive and carry on with my posting.

gah? u spotted it? BAM. fine. *....iMpatient crawling...*


hmmm.
lets see what i can blog about.
hmm.



hmm.

iam bored.





YES. BOREDOM!
BOREDOM is a great subject to blog about.
seriously, YEA!.





'sigh. iam bored.':kelvin



"iam so bored that iam sleepin with my eyes open":Bonn





"iam so bored iam sleepin with my eyes closed.":Bear
(there appears to be a reason why i cropped out the lower part of that picture. No it has nothing to do with the shuang expression on his face.And you stop thinking 'WTF". )


shes so bored that shes imitating the 'BrOkEn WawA-acc-full" picture.
Stop staring at me.


And our class siamese twins tryin to show that they're bored and closing eyes too.
No their hair are the same from the previous siamese twins post.REALLY.
=/


and finally.







Researches show that people tryin to imitate The Rock's eyebrow are either bored, or have their names called Angelia.



GAHHH IAM BORED.
bored of studyin.
tatas.

The baby.

right.
sorry for my lack of posts. just that everytime i come back here, memories come flooding back and i'll heartache. but i shall brave all these storms of memories and continue blogging.
yep. iam back on track.
..
and yes.

i rock.


hmmmm.
the baby.
pregant lady's babies.
um. baby.
hmm. anyway u decide

the baby.
a mixture of.. um.. 2 persons.
our class very own siamese twins.
wow.












and there the pair is. oh.
the first one looks brave
the second one looks scared.
typical baby.



come on do a pose!
cmon.
kutchee kuchee kooo.









yay! the first one posed!!!
the second like gonna cry liddat.
judgin from huiling's face, i think the baby(s) farted.


wow! the second baby posed!
the first baby looks constipated.
ham gasped in attonishment. yes i know i spelled wrongly yet again. my english sucks.






and here they proclaimed their religion.


hmmm. back view if the siamese.
the second baby's ponytail looks like Ham's fringe here.


omG LOOK AT THEM(DAM)!!













THEIR FIRST STEP!
SO FAST! WOOHOO



Oh great. see la. pang sai le.
someone clear up this thing please.

the siamese really resembles their parents.
just look at the first baby's face and the preganant lady's face.

i guess the second baby's face will look like the father's face.

mustache and double chin.
acks

reluctance

sigh.
so fast.
last day of school passed.
kinda sad thinking of it.
all those times.. not being to relive it again.
sad sad.

sorry for lack of posts.
i actually have tons of posts to post about.
but just.. sad la.
mourn for the parting of everyone.
sigh..

Preganant

Nope.

This post is not gonna talk about how the class made mdm foo, mrs yeap, mrs tan, mrs thang and mrs irene tan pregnant. ok not mrs yeap then, thats exceptional.

i bet all of you are thinking about the 2yrs reign of our class that somehow increase the potency rate.
They dont call me a magician for nothin.

rather, this post is about a preganancy of our fellow student which is gonna create history for the class.









Theres the pregnant lady. NOT THE ONE CARRYIN THE LADY, for goodness sake.
yes its the one on top of Ham.



Ham soon loses strength and therefore had to ask for help.




And they began to carry her. Please ignore the hands for the preganant lady and Ham.
You eff-ing perverts. thats a sick thought about a preganant lady.

btw the mid-wife has the jacket thing on her shoulder to get ready for the carriage.



and there she goes.









AHHH *PUSH* *BREATHES* *PUSH*!
once again u sick eff-ers stop thinking of dirty thoughts. urrgh.
Ham is enjoying the show.
so is the headless being in the background.




ONE FINAL PUSH!! ( even the mid wife's face is red. i wonder why.)

*ooo where ooo where*
*wails wails*
*you just hate me cos iam black*

midwife: ".... wad the..."
ham:"oh my god...."
preganant lady:"SHUUDDUPP"

the baby shall be revealed. to be continued.

dumdeedum.

Descendants

right.
anyone here heard about ji gong?
yep the monk who did everything a monk cant do.

seems that the descendants of ji gong have infiltrated the class 4e7.
these monks, cleverly disguised as students, have been around us since dunno when.
Although naked to the naked eye (WTF?), ive seen through their colours. iam a colourists.

students of 4e7 please do not be suprised at what you are gonna witness.








1st suspect. Monk Ben. Always smiling and has tremendous strength. Together with his hair, he is one of the likely suspects.



2nd suspect. Monk Jin. Always smiling and showing off gums. His impressive ability to *TOCK* has enabled him to be a suspect.( and of cos covering his face is suspicious too)


And finally the reason why i suspected them.
.
.
.








EVIDENCE. Not them sleepin, those are jack, le and some headless guy.
LOOK carefully at what the monks are doing.




JUST LOOK AT THEIR POWER HUNGRY FACES.
They look as though they cant afford to lose. Even deep in thought.
Lets leave them there for the while. Ji Gong dont have to worry about his family line anymore.

students of 4e7 please do not make fun of their monk status.
and please stop stroking their hair.
only iam entitled to do that.

peace.