Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Terrorists.

Hows it going, homies?
Iam gonna flunk my papers. Bad move.

-Summer test-
Summer has come to test,
the innocent has done so fast.
wake me up when summertest ends.

like my father wants me to pass
NS years are coming so fast
wake me up when summertest ends

here comes GP teacher
failing from the start
drenched in red ink again
becoming who we are

as my memory blanks
but never forgets what I wrote
wake me up when summertest ends

*blah blah blah*

I actually thought all of that on the spot.
Yes, Bow to me now. Kiss my feets if you insist.
Sorry i cant continue it, too hungry.


Anyway, back to school...

Things are happening in my school.

Terrorists.
They hide in plain view, yet plans their fool-proof plans.
They're cold and heartless, killing people whether male female baby or oldies. (oldy)

Being the resourcesful guy,
i've taken pictures of them.













Look, suspect number 1. Stickman.
Appears to be innocent, nice and vulgar.
Cant really tell he's a terrorist.
As i said, they're hiding in plain sight.












Suspect number 2. Jing.
Appears to have a flair in chinese and japanese.
Had a recent haircut. I suspect that she had a makeover hairstyle because her previous cover was blown. Same again, cant really tell shes a terrorist.
tsk tsk. PLAIN sight.






I have pictures of their assault too.
-Warning for those light sleep hearted people. Disturbing pictures ahead-













victim number 1.
Poor young man.
Stil holding his precious shoe bag handed down by his granddad.











victim number 2
Poor old lady.
The terrorists attack with no mercy, wont even let off this poor old lady.
They even mark the victims.












It appears to be the name of their terroist organisation.




Keeping up with technology,
their online unspeakable deeds has also been sighted.









poor sri.
now the whole world can see his PI.
latest sources has comfirmed that Sri is suffering from a grade A depression and is making weekly visits to the psychologist under the cover of 'an in-grown toe nail'.





oh no.




i think i was spotted by them.






STICKMAN IS HARASSING ME NOW!







Ahhhh.



















IAM STIL YOUNG. I DONT WANNA DIE!


If i ever get out of this, i'll blog again.
till then...
May the 23 be with me.
"siyang"

Friday, May 12, 2006

Kena tagged.

hmm. once in a while i get tagged by stupid people.(Thanks leh Jing Wei)

now is a 'once in a while'
yawns.
here we go.





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If you have been tagged, you are to come up with seven qualities of your perfect lover.
Specify the gender.
Then, list down and tag another seven bloggers on their pages.
If you've been tagged, you need not do this again.
Let's start.
Gender: Female. Even a lesbian. Because after i show her whats a real man, she'll be converting back in no time.

[1]Jap or Korean
[2]Big ****
[3]Great ***
[4]Godness figure
[5]Never grows old
[6]Angelic face
[7]Wears racers/singlets/spagetti with cargo pants



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alternatively iam happy if BOA is mine x)






























on a more serious note....

Gender: Female.

[1]Have trust for me and vice versa.
[2]My Best Friend.
[3]Just the right amount of possessiveness .
[4]Open with her feelings.
[5]Loves me.
[6]I want beautiful offsprings.
[7]Able to talk anythin and everythin under the sun. Same frequency.

Number 6th point actually means 2 points if you think about it.. so yea. i cheated. hooray.



Ok,Next up,the next 7 people.(provided if they even bother. ha)
-Stickman(Yuan rui)
-Benxy(Ben zee)
-Wakka02(Tian Xiang)
-Bear(Hanyong)
-Item(Zoe)
-Maid(Wanling)
-Ginjah(Ginger)
-Potato(Yanlin)
-Bbj(Angelia)
-Shithead(Valerie)
-C HL(Huiling)
-Dan (Cheryl)
-AHmelia(Amelia)
-Duukie(Sheri)
-An`qi(Angie)
-....

wtf.
i've overdone it.
i just glanced through my tagboard and just kept typing names i see that tagged.

anyway.. it was fun typing all those nicknames. HA
i call this.. Going the extra mile.
lazy to delete them.
Thus, you see your name there, auto abit please and do this.
yawns.



`**** refers to Eyes
*** refers to Fun.
Not other dirty things. Please, trust me.


x)

"siyang"