=)

hahahahehehehohohheehee

Yea pardon me.


One day I opened the dusty door of my blog,


and was terribly amused by my letterbox.


so much so that I'll just laughed and forget to go beyond the door.


but smiley face is so sweet aint she.


okay so yea. Iam in the mood right now.



so lets see what we got.





ah yes. The big guy's birthday chalet.



great times.



great company.




great fun.




great.. VIDEOS.





HEE HEE.





Enjoy.

LETS PLAY A GAME

Aight got this idea from a forum but i'll tryta put this in progressive order.




heee hee







"YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE"






Rules of the game.




scroll down slowly



pause at each picture for at least 2.3secs.



in the case of small size, click the image to open it larger.



In the event of no laughter, think of siyang once.




Laughing internally is alright, but remember that it may cause you your life.




No cheating, if u cheat you love siyang. (zomg everyone cheated. taoyan~)


If you splutter, you lose.




If you LOLed, you lose teh mostest.


so its a trade off, laugh and lose or dont laugh and win and die.






hee.






lets begin.








LEVEL ONE.









LETS GO. (Rain's line in Speed racer. plus the retarded WOOOO! everytime he hits a bump)








Whats the name of the game again?



YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE.

THATS IT FOR LEVEL ONE.

IS EVERYONE STIL GOOD?

GET READY.

LEVEL TWO.

DOING WELL GUYS?

OKAY LEVEL THREEEEEEEE

HANG IN THEREEEEEE

LEVEL FOURRRRRRRRR

FINAL LEVEL.

LEVEL 5 FEAT SOMEONE SPECIAL.

ANYWAY THIS ONE FIRST. HEE

TEH BDAY SUPRISED TWIST DANCE FEAT. YOURS TRULY

HOKAYS. GAME OVER.

IF YOU LOSE. then well, good.

TAG THAT YOU LOST. HAHA. (u prolly wont listen anyways)

IF YOU WIN, CUT YOURS BALLS AND OVARIES YOU LIARS.

HAHAHA. KTHXBAIS.

MAI 23rd(19th) BIRTHDAY

hello peoples.



i is one year older naos.




like... 2 weeks ago. heh.



i is happy to say i've had one of the best birthdays of my life.



spanned over 3 days hor. dunch pray play.



anyways.




iam not gonna blog.

okay you dont have to be EMOOOOOOOOOO bout this.




cos since its my birthday.


IAM KING.





even blog also other people blog for me.





with neo-happenings style somemore.








really.



author is non other than my long lost twin sister, fugly.


okay i shant be mean. FANGYI teh PRETTAYE kay?


hop over to here for my 19th bday scoop.


P.S. MY EYES WERE REALLY SMALL THAT DAY COS I ONLY HAD 3 HOURS AND 23MINS OF SLEEP. REALLY. HEE HEE.


http://fang-yi.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html


enjoy and thanks everyone for their wishes and suprises and everything.


Lubs all of chius all deeps deeps rehszxsxzx.



x)

WELCOME BACK

HAI EVERYBUDYS!


I IS BACKS!



ANYONE MISS ME?









and oh ya really gotta thank all my loyal supporters out there.
yall keep this blog alive by tagging my tagboard.




not THAT bad eh?







HAHAHA.





kays.









hmmm lets see.





I is really have no time to blog rahs people.



But i having block leave naos so count yourself(ves) lucky hokays?



hee hee.







and oh yas i POPed already thats why got block leave.












POP means pop as in pop poop popo popopo POPoopo opopop







aiya.









Pass Out Parade rahs.






It marks the end of my 9weeks BASIC MILITARY TRAINING at Tekong.





Iam nao a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED SOLDIERRRRRRRRRRR.





okay what happened before i became a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED SOLDDDIERRRRRR.




well....












i shaved.


















UP THERE RAHS NOT DOWN THERE. cheesespies.











and yes i is so bored nao. i shall just blog about mai shavings.











uh huh shavings.








hmmm.



















shave shave shaveeeee......























resigning to fate...........
















one straight line to eternity........













crying over spillt hair ( pun intended)





















woo woo. can see scalp already






















botakman!










OKAY THE END. x)))))










INTERESTING HOR?






kay rahs kay rahs mai complain.







show you handsomer one this time.








hmmm..









"HAI I IS HANDSOME BOY"
















"dum dee dumm"












Here we go........ =(((



























WHOA A WEAK SMILE SPOTTED!












My gawd. Halfway down.



Hair like that but stil as handsome. tsk tsk.



















OH OH remaining bits....













GONE. another handsome botakman is born.




















botak man botak man!



shuai hor?
















OKAY END OF BLOG POST.











GOODNIGHTS PEEPUR.






.....











...






HAHAHA NO WAI.



I SO LONG NEH BLOG THEN LIKE THAT ENDING?



SIAO AR?




















YEA YEA MOHAWK GANGSTAA IN DA HOUSE HA HA















SIDE PROFILE ALSO SO SHUAI!










HAI THERE THIS IS HANDSOME ME. *twists














HAI WO SHI XIAO GUI HUAN YING LAI DAO YU LE BAI FEN BAAAAIIIII







Wah raos side profile also so shuai. Bth

WHAT? NEH SEE TWO SHUAI GE BEFORE ISIT? NNB

HANAH OKAY RAHS SHOW U ANOTHER ONE

SO COOL HOR. LIKE GIRL BUT STL VERY COOOOL.

YEA THIS ONE CAN DO ALOT SPECIAL MOVES.

I LET YOU SEE!

CHIO ANOT?

SHINNY HEAD REFLECTION LAUGHS AT AMIN.

HEE HEE

KTHXBAIIIISS!!!



BAAAISSS!!

MAI FRENZZZ!!1

Dedicated to my friends.
You know who you guys are.
Don't know what I'll do without yall.

LUBS YOU ALL DEEPS DEEPS. :DDDDDDD

finally an UPDAAAAAAATEEE!

whoa
3months since I update.

damn i rock.

nah theres no April fools joke on my blog this year.
if you got pranked by me personally, then you're the lucky few.

if not, you can either change your gender or die.


hmm

I figured i'll return with a blast.
so lets see..




Any of you no life idiots seen the new movie '300' yet?
Its M18 if iam not wrong. ( HAHA below 18yr old sucka! )

Its about 300 strong army of Spartans defending against millions of enemy armies.
And they each have around 8 to 10 pecs.
so that'll be around 3000 pecs.

..


..

..



..






..

.. damn.


..



okay I digress.

and yea apparently its a damn good show.


the trailer is here.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer2/medium.html
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer1/medium.html

Watch it if you haven.
If it doesnt load after 2.3minutes, refresh it until it loads or your com explodes.

While watching, please take note of the 'THIS IS SPARTAA' parts.


ok now. Only scroll down if you have watch the movie or the trailer.
This is for maximum effect.
thanks.
=)
___________________________________________________________




































I know it takes a while to load.. BUT WAIT FOR IT TO LOAD AND WATCH FIRST BEFORE SCROLLING RAHS.



_____________________________________________________




ok. Movie looks nice right.

now get ready.

put on your seat belts and grab your nuts.





We love Spartas.



so much that.... well..... scroll down.




























































































































































































































































Thanks to butties at hwz edmw.

Haven laugh that hard alone facing a com for a very long time.
Peed laughing.
Haven peed so much since i laugh.
wtf?





SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




*edit*
specially requested and dedicated to my school.

Toilet #2

Ah its been more than a month.

For all you blockheads who didnt know what happened..


well, lets just say my com's a virgin again.


you know what I mean. Dont even TRY to act innocent with me.



ah yes.

without me around, this place seems good. ( YEA RIGHT SUCKER!)


so I'll just continue where i left off.




Bet you guys have been wondering what the HELL were those videos my mates were viewing.

and wondering for around 2.3days.

Then it just self erased itself from your mind.


Every now and then you stumble upon this place and get reminded of The Video.


and wondering for around 23mins.

Before forgetting again.


And.... the viscious cycle continues.



BUT NOW.



ONE MAN.



HAS THE POWER






TO CONTROL HIS OWN DESTINY







AND OTHERS









The One.












me. =))















Ahh lets see.

From what I recalled... there were a total of 3 videos in that laptop.

A trilogy. Like every awesome movie( Matrix, LOTR, Matrix, Scary Movie, Matrix, Harry potter minus one, Matrix)


And it was suppose to be THREE blog posts.


And since Iam The One... I'll be nice and make it One blog post(s).


Santa please read this and realise I've been a good boyboy.





hmmm..


First vid up...


FLAMING FOILETS.


thats not a typo.. its just... a failed attempt at rhyming.
eat that.
hee.









there you go, bored weird ass cranky people.









Second vid up...


FLAMING FOILETS.


thats not a typo.. its just... a failed attempt at rhyming.
and a DIFFERENT video.
eat that.
hee.









there you go, boreder weirder asser crankier people. again.









okay here comes the CLIMAX, GAO CAO, ORGASM, BONER, SIYANG.


lets start off with some apPETisers... pictures!













yum.
















yea yea yea yeaaaa




















uh huh from the back. yeaaa





finally..


the


granddaddy of em all.




omgwtfbbq video.













yea its okay if you just thought/said/cried/screamed OMGWTFBBQ.

Remember to add in the BBQ if you forgot. It makes the effect nicer.
Listen to me or get your nose whamped into a wall.




and oh btw,








happy 2023. yay.













not. =(







Enjoy your new year 2007.


PEACE.