Boring entry #232323

whooooweeeee.
What a busy week. month. day.
Had performances.
Dead tired.
can barely feel my toenail.




Tommorow is National day and my post will have 100%gurranted/garangteed/gurranteed/asfgasfgkh absolutely, incredibly, as-usual-ly NOTHING to do with it.

yay.




People discover things all the time.
Some examples would be dinosaur bones, dinosaur teeth and maybe dinaosaur penis.
Some people writes theory on things they discovered.
(Theory of Demand and Supply) wth.

The Great Siyang, with his sidekick teh great siyg, came up with a formula, while observing subtle things that happens everyday.

And proudly,humblely and hao-lianly we present...














THE THEORY OF KEEPING YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND

Do not not laugh or not laugh at this simple yet complicated theory.

Evidence and proof of the people that know about this theory but yet selfishly refuses to spread it.

Ahh. On first view this picture looks normal. But on closer scrutinisationtion, notice that all their feets are off the ground. If they look like they're on the ground, slap yourself. Get some specs.

Another one. Posing innocently as though they know nothing. Thus i decided to ask them.

'How come all of yall feets are off the ground?'

In which they replied..

Starting from right in no specific random order,

'How do you eat your food ar?'

-points teeth- 'I used my teeth'

-scratchin- 'ohhhh that feels good.'

'mmlmflmfl'

And mr stickman attempted to excuete Zidane's trademark headbutt on Mr whatson.

Ahh thats me and some random person.

Iam the one in skirt. (WHAT?)

Yep we know about the theory.

what does this theory means, you ask.

it actually..

means...

KEEP YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND!

Have a nice day and remember to keep your feets off the ground, suckers.

heeeee

"siyang"

Phenomenon

Yawns.

10 more weeks to promos.
in case you dunnno that is.
frightening aint it.

Its like feeling that the shit is gonna come out and yet you cant find a toilet.

yea.


aight.

Ya know, phenomenon ( read as fur-NOR-Me-nON ) -yes hes out- *if you dont get it, ask me. i'll ignore you.*

phenomenon happens all the time.
yep even in my school.

That faithful day, I was in my helicopter getting ready to go to school.

3mins later i reached the field already.

After taking a daily routine piss on the field (now you know why i always laugh when people fall on the field) , I came across an astonishing sight.



Behold, The Phenomenon.












Innova's very own swimming pool.













Its so big that it can fit approximately 0.23 people.










I ran and grab a random stranger to show off my findings.














'WOW!' said Random Stranger. She later identified herself as Glady. s.













Being Glady. s, her WOW has attracted people all the way from Johor Bahru as they all admire the sight while posing as models.













Some dumb idiot suggested having a paper boat race instead of swimming and it began.














Proof of Glady. s. cheated. Using her hands somemore.














'Oh no Iam gonna lose. I better put my wallet beside my head' said wasABI.














In the end both PAPER boats sunk. What you expect, they're PAPER for godness sake.














Saving private ryan. i mean. Private paper boat.







There you have it.

A Phenomenon.



yays.






I leave you a beatiful picture of DA PHENOMENON.











Bye asses.
"siyang"

Trend.

Aight.
Common tests sucks.
Common, i mean, C'mon, agree aight.
Denial is futile.


If i get 2.3 marks for my maths, i'll jump for joy.
Not Joy, but you get what iam trying to say.



well at least JC is stil better than sec sch.
JC i can only fail 6subs.

sec sch i can fail 7.

Thus you can see which is more worth it.



enough about cmon, common tests.


Lets talk about the days before The Tests.

saw a trend of around 23 blogs competiting to tidy up their table in the fastest time possible during the holidays.

yea yea. I went with the trend. You may bash me later.



appetisers.














yeaaaa.











main course














How the hell did i live in that kind of condition.












i shall rename my room to "Squatter"













Nice hand. 6 fingers.




aha gotcha noob.











Thus Siyang the great decided to do something about it.
Wasting 23 secs of this time, he packed up the room.
yes 23 secs.
Long isnt it.









Just like 'Magic'








whoa..









Damn iam fast.














Because of using up all his mana/energy/mojo/nose,


*boom*













Our hero Siyang(lvl23) has fallen. *arrugrugarag dota sucks*






Thats all.


why?


not enough?




not satisfied?




I knew it, you wanna see that dumb guy's firm butt.




you cheeky little assholes.










oh wells.










i aint lame, maybe i am. I think therefore I am. .... wtf.
stop ogling the hairs.


Bye.
"siyang"