Sunday, April 30, 2006

boy meets boy

recently theres a hype about a certain blog.

if you understood the title of this post, then you should understand which blog iam refering to. If not, please find a ROCK and throw yourself headfirst towards it. Thank you.


Now,


Iam not gonna give any comments about the blog.

Like,

'HOLY SHIT.'
'WTF?'
'WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO'
'DOOMSDAY IS APPROACHING!'
'M-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL!'
'CHEESE SUCKS!'

ahem.


instead, i shall be nice.

By the way, the term 'Nice' is subjected to different definations.

in this case, its MY defination.


here we go.













This is Boy.













ok fine. This is Boy.













This is Boy.













Boy meets Boy













Boy is interested in Boy













Boy had *** with Boy.
Boy and Boy lives happily ever after.








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...














if you dont get it, read it out loud
if you cant read it out loud, drink more herbal tea to recover from your sore throat.


p.s. boy had *** with boy.
*** refers to FUN, in case you horny shitheads think otherwise.



Have fun people.
i hope Edmund's empire wont kill me. =(

"siyang"

Monday, April 17, 2006

The Secret










yawns.

JC life sure is hectic.

i feel tired like 8 out of 7 days.

after hearing some hearsay and doing some research,


i obtained information of the people in top JCs.



apparently these people live by the 'play hard study hard' rule.



They go clubbing.



next day school,



whoa Ace through all the test.






witnessing such great phenomenon,


i have decided to embark on a journey to find the secret of their sucess.


so now, i shall press the Enter button for 5 secs.

















































and whoa!

in 5 secs, i have found their secret!

By using this secret, i can sail through my JC life with no worries!

wanna know the secret?

i shall entertain myself by holding the Enter key longer this time.





























































ok ok. Patience is a virtue aint it?

now BEHOLD.

















the amazing secret.




















zoomed in for clearer view.






yes this is the miracle worker.

Just eat this during tutorials or lectures.


2.3 seconds after this enters your mouth,

you will experience..












rush!












SHOCK.














these 2 elements will ACE ALL YOUR TESTS!




all these bullshit should not be taken seriously and should be for entertaining purposes only.
This AWESOME blog will hold no responsibility for any loss of life or injury caused to the reader.






On a side note, i found out many classmates of mine has wrote about the recent FUNNAYE thing that happened to Mr Stickman yuan.
But because of the ENORMOUS amount of people viewing this blog, i shall not do the same.
instead i have this (below) to let readers see the same FUNNAYE thing done to Alex and Underground stem.



happy figuring out. ENJOY!




"siyang"

Friday, April 07, 2006

TGIF


boom!














BOOM!
















BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!! BOOM! ( i want you in my room. we'l.. blablaba its an oldies song)








actually. i didnt expect my prank to work this well.
even my loyal blog readers were tricked.

damn. irock.


didnt u guys see wad time the post was 'posted'?
23:23


aint it obvious?
heh.










Happy April Fools my boys and girls!

yall should TGIF ( Thank God its Friday)
i wanted to reveal this only on 23 april.

but oh wells.

x)



btw if ure stil confused about why this blog aint close down yet.. i suggest u to use both your hands to grab your head. shake it around. and finally smash it into a wall.

another alternative is to scroll all the way down to my "The Final Decision' post.


april baby april baby.
"siyang"

Saturday, April 01, 2006

The final decision.

due to lack of income generation and busy lifestyle, i have finally decided to close down this blog.
this blog shall attempt blog sucide.

goodbye cruel world.



highlight the text la =(

posted by cypher at 23.23pm 0 comments




























































































HA!
APRILS FOOLS DAYS.

dont mind me. iam just entertaining myself if i didnt get you.


my new classmates rocks.
serious.
like totally.







wow.












its unaminous. dunno how spell. dun care x)




enjoy your day peeps.
pranky pranky prank prank.
pink pranker.


x)
"siyang"