Monday, April 17, 2006

The Secret










yawns.

JC life sure is hectic.

i feel tired like 8 out of 7 days.

after hearing some hearsay and doing some research,


i obtained information of the people in top JCs.



apparently these people live by the 'play hard study hard' rule.



They go clubbing.



next day school,



whoa Ace through all the test.






witnessing such great phenomenon,


i have decided to embark on a journey to find the secret of their sucess.


so now, i shall press the Enter button for 5 secs.

















































and whoa!

in 5 secs, i have found their secret!

By using this secret, i can sail through my JC life with no worries!

wanna know the secret?

i shall entertain myself by holding the Enter key longer this time.





























































ok ok. Patience is a virtue aint it?

now BEHOLD.

















the amazing secret.




















zoomed in for clearer view.






yes this is the miracle worker.

Just eat this during tutorials or lectures.


2.3 seconds after this enters your mouth,

you will experience..












rush!












SHOCK.














these 2 elements will ACE ALL YOUR TESTS!




all these bullshit should not be taken seriously and should be for entertaining purposes only.
This AWESOME blog will hold no responsibility for any loss of life or injury caused to the reader.






On a side note, i found out many classmates of mine has wrote about the recent FUNNAYE thing that happened to Mr Stickman yuan.
But because of the ENORMOUS amount of people viewing this blog, i shall not do the same.
instead i have this (below) to let readers see the same FUNNAYE thing done to Alex and Underground stem.



happy figuring out. ENJOY!




"siyang"

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