Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The baby.

right.
sorry for my lack of posts. just that everytime i come back here, memories come flooding back and i'll heartache. but i shall brave all these storms of memories and continue blogging.
yep. iam back on track.
..
and yes.

i rock.


hmmmm.
the baby.
pregant lady's babies.
um. baby.
hmm. anyway u decide

the baby.
a mixture of.. um.. 2 persons.
our class very own siamese twins.
wow.












and there the pair is. oh.
the first one looks brave
the second one looks scared.
typical baby.



come on do a pose!
cmon.
kutchee kuchee kooo.









yay! the first one posed!!!
the second like gonna cry liddat.
judgin from huiling's face, i think the baby(s) farted.


wow! the second baby posed!
the first baby looks constipated.
ham gasped in attonishment. yes i know i spelled wrongly yet again. my english sucks.






and here they proclaimed their religion.


hmmm. back view if the siamese.
the second baby's ponytail looks like Ham's fringe here.


omG LOOK AT THEM(DAM)!!













THEIR FIRST STEP!
SO FAST! WOOHOO



Oh great. see la. pang sai le.
someone clear up this thing please.

the siamese really resembles their parents.
just look at the first baby's face and the preganant lady's face.

i guess the second baby's face will look like the father's face.

mustache and double chin.
acks

Sunday, October 23, 2005

reluctance

sigh.
so fast.
last day of school passed.
kinda sad thinking of it.
all those times.. not being to relive it again.
sad sad.

sorry for lack of posts.
i actually have tons of posts to post about.
but just.. sad la.
mourn for the parting of everyone.
sigh..

Monday, October 17, 2005

Preganant

Nope.

This post is not gonna talk about how the class made mdm foo, mrs yeap, mrs tan, mrs thang and mrs irene tan pregnant. ok not mrs yeap then, thats exceptional.

i bet all of you are thinking about the 2yrs reign of our class that somehow increase the potency rate.
They dont call me a magician for nothin.

rather, this post is about a preganancy of our fellow student which is gonna create history for the class.









Theres the pregnant lady. NOT THE ONE CARRYIN THE LADY, for goodness sake.
yes its the one on top of Ham.



Ham soon loses strength and therefore had to ask for help.




And they began to carry her. Please ignore the hands for the preganant lady and Ham.
You eff-ing perverts. thats a sick thought about a preganant lady.

btw the mid-wife has the jacket thing on her shoulder to get ready for the carriage.



and there she goes.









AHHH *PUSH* *BREATHES* *PUSH*!
once again u sick eff-ers stop thinking of dirty thoughts. urrgh.
Ham is enjoying the show.
so is the headless being in the background.




ONE FINAL PUSH!! ( even the mid wife's face is red. i wonder why.)

*ooo where ooo where*
*wails wails*
*you just hate me cos iam black*

midwife: ".... wad the..."
ham:"oh my god...."
preganant lady:"SHUUDDUPP"

the baby shall be revealed. to be continued.

dumdeedum.