happenings

=)

2008-09-08T05:37:00.000-07:00

hahahahehehehohohheehee

Yea pardon me.

One day I opened the dusty door of my blog,

and was terribly amused by my letterbox.

so much so that I'll just laughed and forget to go beyond the door.

but smiley face is so sweet aint she.

okay so yea. Iam in the mood right now.

so lets see what we got.

ah yes. The big guy's birthday chalet.

great times.

great company.

great fun.

great.. VIDEOS.

HEE HEE.

Enjoy.

LETS PLAY A GAME

2008-05-22T03:01:00.000-07:00

Aight got this idea from a forum but i'll tryta put this in progressive order.

heee hee

"YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE"

Rules of the game.

scroll down slowly

pause at each picture for at least 2.3secs.

in the case of small size, click the image to open it larger.

In the event of no laughter, think of siyang once.

Laughing internally is alright, but remember that it may cause you your life.

No cheating, if u cheat you love siyang. (zomg everyone cheated. taoyan~)

If you splutter, you lose.

If you LOLed, you lose teh mostest.

so its a trade off, laugh and lose or dont laugh and win and die.

hee.

lets begin.

LEVEL ONE.

LETS GO. (Rain's line in Speed racer. plus the retarded WOOOO! everytime he hits a bump)

Whats the name of the game again?

YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE.

THATS IT FOR LEVEL ONE.

IS EVERYONE STIL GOOD?

GET READY.

LEVEL TWO.

DOING WELL GUYS?

OKAY LEVEL THREEEEEEEE

HANG IN THEREEEEEE

LEVEL FOURRRRRRRRR

FINAL LEVEL.

LEVEL 5 FEAT SOMEONE SPECIAL.

ANYWAY THIS ONE FIRST. HEE

TEH BDAY SUPRISED TWIST DANCE FEAT. YOURS TRULY

HOKAYS. GAME OVER.

IF YOU LOSE. then well, good.

TAG THAT YOU LOST. HAHA. (u prolly wont listen anyways)

IF YOU WIN, CUT YOURS BALLS AND OVARIES YOU LIARS.

HAHAHA. KTHXBAIS.

MAI 23rd(19th) BIRTHDAY

2008-05-02T11:53:00.000-07:00

hello peoples.

i is one year older naos.

like... 2 weeks ago. heh.

i is happy to say i've had one of the best birthdays of my life.

spanned over 3 days hor. dunch pray play.

anyways.

iam not gonna blog.

okay you dont have to be EMOOOOOOOOOO bout this.

cos since its my birthday.

IAM KING.

even blog also other people blog for me.

with neo-happenings style somemore.

really.

author is non other than my long lost twin sister, fugly.

okay i shant be mean. FANGYI teh PRETTAYE kay?

hop over to here for my 19th bday scoop.

P.S. MY EYES WERE REALLY SMALL THAT DAY COS I ONLY HAD 3 HOURS AND 23MINS OF SLEEP. REALLY. HEE HEE.

http://fang-yi.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html

enjoy and thanks everyone for their wishes and suprises and everything.

Lubs all of chius all deeps deeps rehszxsxzx.

x)

WELCOME BACK

2008-03-16T00:08:00.000-07:00

HAI EVERYBUDYS!

I IS BACKS!

ANYONE MISS ME?

and oh ya really gotta thank all my loyal supporters out there.
yall keep this blog alive by tagging my tagboard.

not THAT bad eh?

HAHAHA.

kays.

hmmm lets see.

I is really have no time to blog rahs people.

But i having block leave naos so count yourself(ves) lucky hokays?

hee hee.

and oh yas i POPed already thats why got block leave.

POP means pop as in pop poop popo popopo POPoopo opopop

aiya.

Pass Out Parade rahs.

It marks the end of my 9weeks BASIC MILITARY TRAINING at Tekong.

Iam nao a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED SOLDIERRRRRRRRRRR.

okay what happened before i became a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINED SOLDDDIERRRRRR.

well....

i shaved.

UP THERE RAHS NOT DOWN THERE. cheesespies.

and yes i is so bored nao. i shall just blog about mai shavings.

uh huh shavings.

hmmm.

shave shave shaveeeee......

resigning to fate...........

one straight line to eternity........

crying over spillt hair ( pun intended)

woo woo. can see scalp already

botakman!

OKAY THE END. x)))))

INTERESTING HOR?

kay rahs kay rahs mai complain.

show you handsomer one this time.

hmmm..

"HAI I IS HANDSOME BOY"

"dum dee dumm"

Here we go........ =(((

WHOA A WEAK SMILE SPOTTED!

My gawd. Halfway down.

Hair like that but stil as handsome. tsk tsk.

OH OH remaining bits....

GONE. another handsome botakman is born.

botak man botak man!

shuai hor?

OKAY END OF BLOG POST.

GOODNIGHTS PEEPUR.

.....

...

HAHAHA NO WAI.

I SO LONG NEH BLOG THEN LIKE THAT ENDING?

SIAO AR?

YEA YEA MOHAWK GANGSTAA IN DA HOUSE HA HA

SIDE PROFILE ALSO SO SHUAI!

HAI THERE THIS IS HANDSOME ME. *twists

HAI WO SHI XIAO GUI HUAN YING LAI DAO YU LE BAI FEN BAAAAIIIII

Wah raos side profile also so shuai. Bth

WHAT? NEH SEE TWO SHUAI GE BEFORE ISIT? NNB

HANAH OKAY RAHS SHOW U ANOTHER ONE

SO COOL HOR. LIKE GIRL BUT STL VERY COOOOL.

YEA THIS ONE CAN DO ALOT SPECIAL MOVES.

I LET YOU SEE!

CHIO ANOT?

SHINNY HEAD REFLECTION LAUGHS AT AMIN.

HEE HEE

KTHXBAIIIISS!!!

BAAAISSS!!

MAI FRENZZZ!!1

2007-11-09T10:45:00.000-08:00

Dedicated to my friends.
You know who you guys are.
Don't know what I'll do without yall.

LUBS YOU ALL DEEPS DEEPS. :DDDDDDD

finally an UPDAAAAAAATEEE!

2007-04-01T02:30:00.000-07:00

whoa
3months since I update.

damn i rock.

nah theres no April fools joke on my blog this year.
if you got pranked by me personally, then you're the lucky few.

if not, you can either change your gender or die.

hmm

I figured i'll return with a blast.
so lets see..

Any of you no life idiots seen the new movie '300' yet?
Its M18 if iam not wrong. ( HAHA below 18yr old sucka! )

Its about 300 strong army of Spartans defending against millions of enemy armies.
And they each have around 8 to 10 pecs.
so that'll be around 3000 pecs.

..

..

..

..

..

.. damn.

..

okay I digress.

and yea apparently its a damn good show.

the trailer is here.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer2/medium.html
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer1/medium.html

Watch it if you haven.
If it doesnt load after 2.3minutes, refresh it until it loads or your com explodes.

While watching, please take note of the 'THIS IS SPARTAA' parts.

ok now. Only scroll down if you have watch the movie or the trailer.
This is for maximum effect.
thanks.
=)
___________________________________________________________

I know it takes a while to load.. BUT WAIT FOR IT TO LOAD AND WATCH FIRST BEFORE SCROLLING RAHS.

_____________________________________________________

ok. Movie looks nice right.

now get ready.

put on your seat belts and grab your nuts.

We love Spartas.

so much that.... well..... scroll down.

Thanks to butties at hwz edmw.

Haven laugh that hard alone facing a com for a very long time.
Peed laughing.
Haven peed so much since i laugh.
wtf?

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*edit*
specially requested and dedicated to my school.

Toilet #2

2007-01-01T01:23:00.000-08:00

Ah its been more than a month.

For all you blockheads who didnt know what happened..

well, lets just say my com's a virgin again.

you know what I mean. Dont even TRY to act innocent with me.

ah yes.

without me around, this place seems good. ( YEA RIGHT SUCKER!)

so I'll just continue where i left off.

Bet you guys have been wondering what the HELL were those videos my mates were viewing.

and wondering for around 2.3days.

Then it just self erased itself from your mind.

Every now and then you stumble upon this place and get reminded of The Video.

and wondering for around 23mins.

Before forgetting again.

And.... the viscious cycle continues.

BUT NOW.

ONE MAN.

HAS THE POWER

TO CONTROL HIS OWN DESTINY

AND OTHERS

The One.

me. =))

Ahh lets see.

From what I recalled... there were a total of 3 videos in that laptop.

A trilogy. Like every awesome movie( Matrix, LOTR, Matrix, Scary Movie, Matrix, Harry potter minus one, Matrix)

And it was suppose to be THREE blog posts.

And since Iam The One... I'll be nice and make it One blog post(s).

Santa please read this and realise I've been a good boyboy.

hmmm..

First vid up...

FLAMING FOILETS.

thats not a typo.. its just... a failed attempt at rhyming.
eat that.
hee.

there you go, bored weird ass cranky people.

Second vid up...

FLAMING FOILETS.

thats not a typo.. its just... a failed attempt at rhyming.
and a DIFFERENT video.
eat that.
hee.

there you go, boreder weirder asser crankier people. again.

okay here comes the CLIMAX, GAO CAO, ORGASM, BONER, SIYANG.

lets start off with some apPETisers... pictures!

yum.

yea yea yea yeaaaa

uh huh from the back. yeaaa

finally..

the

granddaddy of em all.

omgwtfbbq video.

yea its okay if you just thought/said/cried/screamed OMGWTFBBQ.

Remember to add in the BBQ if you forgot. It makes the effect nicer.
Listen to me or get your nose whamped into a wall.

and oh btw,

happy 2023. yay.

not. =(

Enjoy your new year 2007.

PEACE.

Toilet #1

2006-11-09T00:47:00.000-08:00

ahh damn.
bad days.

my phone crashed.
my com crashed.
my psp went outta batt.

thats why i have difficulty blogging nowadays.
really.

REALLY LA.
trust me yo.

anyone can offer to help me.. please do.
or else i'll kick your ass.

ahh lets see.

recently saw a surge in toilet videos.

Don't know whats the fetish about them though.

some find it kinky.

hurrrr.

Aight, so someone downloaded a 'toilet vid' into laptop for the entire class to enjoy.

Hmm.

First there was two.

yea cant believe both of them watch this kinda stuffs.

Then, yeow the pure joined in too.
Unbelievable.

gradually, more people entered the frame, sinful thoughts overtaking them.

ooo the black came too. yea CAME too. CAME. geddit? if not, slap yourself.

auntie KY also KaYpo and joined in. Seems that the video has reached its peak or high point judging from the faces.

and an extra footage here for all you mudheads.

BUT

JUST WHAT WERE THEY WATCHING?

I'll tell you next time. heeee. maybe even provide the video. *winks winks*

my com's crashing again.
i hear weird noises from her. yes her.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!1111oneoneone11eleven11!!

3P

2006-10-14T04:42:00.000-07:00

hey you.

guess most of you have heard/seen/smelt about the recent 3P video.

yea 3P video from a local poly

nope not the t****** nyp one.

theres a new one.

and its 3p.

means 3 person for all you noobs.

Yea it was mentioned in the newspapers.

Lianhe zao bao if iam not wrong.

Well if you're wondering whether why am i mentioning bout the video today

NOPE. I dont have the video. ( sucky quality =x)

But...

I do have some pictures. *heh* *heh* *heh*

want some?

you sure?

Aight sit back and relax.
or sit closer to the screen and get your left hand ready.

Here goes...

Guy A
Yes i censored his face. Privacy reasons ya know.

Guy B
Yep hes hidden

On second thoughts, for my reader's sake I'll just uncensor em. heeeeeeeee

Guy A

Guy B

The arousement.
Guy A: ' heeeeeeeeeeeee'
Guy B: ' oooooooooooooo'

The war/love cry initiated.
If the partner replies, the show begins.

HE REPLIES!
whoaaaa

man is he going in rough.
doggy style at first call.

close up action

yea they're really into it.

If you're wondering where the third person is.......

Shes helping them film it down.
Useless females.

Aight thats all fer now.

After watchin those pictures.. I bet you're doing this...

WANKING....

..... a milo bottle.

no?

fine.

Kthxbye.

P.S: click that banner at the top of the page and sign up. it really works. For yours and mine benefit. heeee kthxbye

BUSY #4

2006-10-05T03:01:00.000-07:00

Promos are over.
geog sucks.

argahrgargaohao'wihaphpahfpahfafpajp

I shall fall into depression.

oifhoawfhawfhoa;f;afaf'afaalaaf

=((((((((((((((((((

sighsighsighsighsighsighgihgishgishgsihsighishgisghsighsi

i shall just repost videos for now =(

A short vid i made of card flourishing/xcm/cardistry last year.

Go http://decknique.net/ if you're into this kinda things alright?

To hell with you Promos.

pppfffftttttt.

=(

BUSY #3

2006-09-23T05:19:00.000-07:00

aight. Theres no time.

a week more to promos.

holyshit.

I can feeel the jitterz already.

Iam so busy that i don't even have time to breathe.

help.

therefore..

i shall just..

do some repost of my old vids.

first up...

we have http://neo-happenings.blogspot.com/2006/02/highly-anticipated-blog-post.html

Enjoy.

Mugging sucks so much that i aint got any brain juice left. =(
"siyang"

BUSY #2

2006-09-09T08:49:00.000-07:00

Behold...

the second reason for being busy the past few days..

Enjoy.
And please comment and rate the video.
heeee
"siyang"

BUSY #1

2006-09-01T22:09:00.000-07:00

1st reason for being so freaking busy nowadays.

enjoy.
its a debut.
"siyang"

Boring entry #232323

2006-08-08T01:01:00.000-07:00

whooooweeeee.
What a busy week. month. day.
Had performances.
Dead tired.
can barely feel my toenail.

Tommorow is National day and my post will have 100%gurranted/garangteed/gurranteed/asfgasfgkh absolutely, incredibly, as-usual-ly NOTHING to do with it.

yay.

People discover things all the time.
Some examples would be dinosaur bones, dinosaur teeth and maybe dinaosaur penis.
Some people writes theory on things they discovered.
(Theory of Demand and Supply) wth.

The Great Siyang, with his sidekick teh great siyg, came up with a formula, while observing subtle things that happens everyday.

And proudly,humblely and hao-lianly we present...

THE THEORY OF KEEPING YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND

Do not not laugh or not laugh at this simple yet complicated theory.

Evidence and proof of the people that know about this theory but yet selfishly refuses to spread it.

Ahh. On first view this picture looks normal. But on closer scrutinisationtion, notice that all their feets are off the ground. If they look like they're on the ground, slap yourself. Get some specs.

Another one. Posing innocently as though they know nothing. Thus i decided to ask them.

'How come all of yall feets are off the ground?'

In which they replied..

Starting from right in no specific random order,

'How do you eat your food ar?'

-points teeth- 'I used my teeth'

-scratchin- 'ohhhh that feels good.'

'mmlmflmfl'

And mr stickman attempted to excuete Zidane's trademark headbutt on Mr whatson.

Ahh thats me and some random person.

Iam the one in skirt. (WHAT?)

Yep we know about the theory.

what does this theory means, you ask.

it actually..

means...

KEEP YOUR FEETS OFF THE GROUND!

Have a nice day and remember to keep your feets off the ground, suckers.

heeeee

"siyang"

Phenomenon

2006-07-16T03:05:00.000-07:00

Yawns.

10 more weeks to promos.
in case you dunnno that is.
frightening aint it.

Its like feeling that the shit is gonna come out and yet you cant find a toilet.

yea.

aight.

Ya know, phenomenon ( read as fur-NOR-Me-nON ) -yes hes out- *if you dont get it, ask me. i'll ignore you.*

phenomenon happens all the time.
yep even in my school.

That faithful day, I was in my helicopter getting ready to go to school.

3mins later i reached the field already.

After taking a daily routine piss on the field (now you know why i always laugh when people fall on the field) , I came across an astonishing sight.

Behold, The Phenomenon.

Innova's very own swimming pool.

Its so big that it can fit approximately 0.23 people.

I ran and grab a random stranger to show off my findings.

'WOW!' said Random Stranger. She later identified herself as Glady. s.

Being Glady. s, her WOW has attracted people all the way from Johor Bahru as they all admire the sight while posing as models.

Some dumb idiot suggested having a paper boat race instead of swimming and it began.

Proof of Glady. s. cheated. Using her hands somemore.

'Oh no Iam gonna lose. I better put my wallet beside my head' said wasABI.

In the end both PAPER boats sunk. What you expect, they're PAPER for godness sake.

Saving private ryan. i mean. Private paper boat.

There you have it.

A Phenomenon.

yays.

I leave you a beatiful picture of DA PHENOMENON.

Bye asses.
"siyang"

Trend.

2006-06-30T04:50:00.000-07:00

Aight.
Common tests sucks.
Common, i mean, C'mon, agree aight.
Denial is futile.

If i get 2.3 marks for my maths, i'll jump for joy.
Not Joy, but you get what iam trying to say.

well at least JC is stil better than sec sch.
JC i can only fail 6subs.

sec sch i can fail 7.

Thus you can see which is more worth it.

enough about cmon, common tests.

Lets talk about the days before The Tests.

saw a trend of around 23 blogs competiting to tidy up their table in the fastest time possible during the holidays.

yea yea. I went with the trend. You may bash me later.

appetisers.

yeaaaa.

main course

How the hell did i live in that kind of condition.

i shall rename my room to "Squatter"

Nice hand. 6 fingers.

aha gotcha noob.

Thus Siyang the great decided to do something about it.
Wasting 23 secs of this time, he packed up the room.
yes 23 secs.
Long isnt it.

Just like 'Magic'

whoa..

Damn iam fast.

Because of using up all his mana/energy/mojo/nose,

*boom*

Our hero Siyang(lvl23) has fallen. *arrugrugarag dota sucks*

Thats all.

why?

not enough?

not satisfied?

I knew it, you wanna see that dumb guy's firm butt.

you cheeky little assholes.

oh wells.

i aint lame, maybe i am. I think therefore I am. .... wtf.
stop ogling the hairs.

Bye.
"siyang"

Stupid Tags

2006-06-08T06:04:00.000-07:00

i survived the previous calamity.

Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head.
Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey.
1. Siyang
2. BOA
3. Siyang
4. Vivian Hsu
5. Siyang
6. Rui En
7. Siyang
8. Fiona xie
9. Siyang
10. Hyori
11. Siyang
12. Jessica alba
13. Siyang
14. Jasmine Trias
15. Siyang
16. Lin ZhiLing
17. Siyang
18. Carrie Chong
19. Siyang
20. Makiyo

1) how did you meet 14?
American Idol. damn she should have won that whole thing. sold half my house to vote for her.
2) What would you do if you never met 1?
i probably wouldnt exist. damn that guy rocks.
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
omgosh. A perfect couple.
4) did you ever like 19?
yes. He totally rocks my world.
5) would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
omgosh. A perfect couple.
6) describe 3.
Damn he rocks.
7) do you think 8 is attractive?
Holy shit. Why do you think shes in the list of 20 ppl and you're not? Thats your answer =)
8) tell me something about 7.
I just cant find words to describe how much he rocks. damn.
9)Do you know of any 12's family?
I dont mind knowing. Though i'll be satisfied knowing her alone. x)
10)What's 8's favourite?
I think her favourite is that guy. That Siyang guy. damn iam jealous.
11) what would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
I wouldnt be suprised.
12) What language does 15 speak?
All kinds. what can i say, he totally rocks la.
13) who is 9 going out with?
No one i hope. Iam gonna ask him out one day.
14) how old is 16 now?
Who cares. Just enjoy what you see now x)
15) when was the last time you talked to 13?
um. Never i think. Cant imagine talking to him. i'll probably faint or people might think iam a psycho.
16)who's 2's favourite band/singer?
Either herself or that guy again.. whats his name? oh ya. Siyang. How come that guy is everywhere??!
17) would you date 4?
Who wouldnt. Legs go numb whenever i walk past HangTen shops.
18) would you date 7?
No. I pei bu shang ta. =(
19) is 15 single?
yes. i hope so. i.. um.. hope so. =(
20) what's 10's last name?
Lee
21) would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
HIM AGAIN. i wanna forget about him =(
22) what sch does 3 go to?
Innova JC. The people there so lucky =(
23) where does 6 live?
Singapore.
24) what's your favourite thing about 5?
HE ROCKS LA.
25) have you ever seen 1 naked?
Hell yes. what a great body. I've got three hands and stil have not enough to finsih counting his abs. GAWD.

Lets start all over again shall we?

Same rules apply.
First 10 ppl will be selected from my tagboard. muahhaah.

Name 20 ppl u can think of at the top of your head. ( i have hair on top of my head)
Dun read the below questions before you write and tag 5 ppl to do this survey.
1. Siyang
2. Tian Xiang
3. Hui Ling
4. Zoe
5. KAHyih
6. Gladys
7. Ginger
8. Liyue
9. Edmund
10. Jingwei
11. Suxuan
12. Amelia
13. Angeline
14. Terri
15. Sri
16. Jody
17. Yuan rui
18. Alex
19. Angelia
20. Bernice

1) how did you meet 14?
Through HHCS. Evil tudi
2) What would you do if you never met 1?
i probably wouldnt exist. damn that guy rocks.
3) What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hoho. damn i fergot put yeow inside. ARgh. sorry bernice.
4) did you ever like 19?
That BBJ. waste my time only. HA
5) would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
HOHO yes. swearing at each other.
6) describe 3.
gackt and hyde freak.
7) do you think 8 is attractive?
Yea. -snigger- Iam serious!
8) tell me something about 7.
It is not a root. More of an underground stem thing.
9)Do you know of any 12's family?
well yea. kinda. ANGELIA kuik. whoops.
10)What's 8's favourite?
me me me. alright fine. its kevin.
11) what would you do if 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
i will parrot her. heh.
12) What language does 15 speak?
Egnlish tamil and chinese. ok fine. he sings in chinese.
13) who is 9 going out with?
ME. nope. hes going out with... boy meets boy.
14) how old is 16 now?
17
15) when was the last time you talked to 13?
Few days ago. MOVIE MARATHORN PLS. YES. mara THORN. THORNSSS.
16)who's 2's favourite band/singer?
himself x)
17) would you date 4?
Is an item dateable? Anyway shes one of my 89 steads. muahaha
18) would you date 7?
Is an underground stem dateable? i know its edible x)
19) is 15 single?
No. hes double. maybe even triple. ok fine hes single.
20) what's 10's last name?
YUNA. ok fine. TAN
21) would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11?
hmm? if she agrees, i'll have another one to make my collection a big 90!
22) what sch does 3 go to?
SP
23) where does 6 live?
Singapore.Sengkang.Thats direct intrusion of my territory.grrr
24) what's your favourite thing about 5?
Auntie KY also answers my problems and owes me one icecream. GRINS.
25) have you ever seen 1 naked?
Hell yes. what a great body. I've got three hands and stil have not enough to finish counting his abs. GAWD.

congrats no pics in this post. COOL.
"siyang"

Terrorists.

2006-05-24T03:12:00.000-07:00

Hows it going, homies?
Iam gonna flunk my papers. Bad move.

-Summer test-
Summer has come to test,
the innocent has done so fast.
wake me up when summertest ends.

like my father wants me to pass
NS years are coming so fast
wake me up when summertest ends

here comes GP teacher
failing from the start
drenched in red ink again
becoming who we are

as my memory blanks
but never forgets what I wrote
wake me up when summertest ends

*blah blah blah*

I actually thought all of that on the spot.
Yes, Bow to me now. Kiss my feets if you insist.
Sorry i cant continue it, too hungry.

Anyway, back to school...

Things are happening in my school.

Terrorists.
They hide in plain view, yet plans their fool-proof plans.
They're cold and heartless, killing people whether male female baby or oldies. (oldy)

Being the resourcesful guy,
i've taken pictures of them.

Look, suspect number 1. Stickman.
Appears to be innocent, nice and vulgar.
Cant really tell he's a terrorist.
As i said, they're hiding in plain sight.

Suspect number 2. Jing.
Appears to have a flair in chinese and japanese.
Had a recent haircut. I suspect that she had a makeover hairstyle because her previous cover was blown. Same again, cant really tell shes a terrorist.
tsk tsk. PLAIN sight.

I have pictures of their assault too.
-Warning for those light sleep hearted people. Disturbing pictures ahead-

victim number 1.
Poor young man.
Stil holding his precious shoe bag handed down by his granddad.

victim number 2
Poor old lady.
The terrorists attack with no mercy, wont even let off this poor old lady.
They even mark the victims.

It appears to be the name of their terroist organisation.

Keeping up with technology,
their online unspeakable deeds has also been sighted.

poor sri.
now the whole world can see his PI.
latest sources has comfirmed that Sri is suffering from a grade A depression and is making weekly visits to the psychologist under the cover of 'an in-grown toe nail'.

oh no.

i think i was spotted by them.

STICKMAN IS HARASSING ME NOW!

Ahhhh.

IAM STIL YOUNG. I DONT WANNA DIE!

If i ever get out of this, i'll blog again.
till then...
May the 23 be with me.
"siyang"

Kena tagged.

2006-05-12T03:59:00.000-07:00

hmm. once in a while i get tagged by stupid people.(Thanks leh Jing Wei)

now is a 'once in a while'
yawns.
here we go.

**

If you have been tagged, you are to come up with seven qualities of your perfect lover.
Specify the gender.
Then, list down and tag another seven bloggers on their pages.
If you've been tagged, you need not do this again.
Let's start.
Gender: Female. Even a lesbian. Because after i show her whats a real man, she'll be converting back in no time.

[1]Jap or Korean
[2]Big ****
[3]Great ***
[4]Godness figure
[5]Never grows old
[6]Angelic face
[7]Wears racers/singlets/spagetti with cargo pants

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alternatively iam happy if BOA is mine x)

on a more serious note....

Gender: Female.

[1]Have trust for me and vice versa.
[2]My Best Friend.
[3]Just the right amount of possessiveness .
[4]Open with her feelings.
[5]Loves me.
[6]I want beautiful offsprings.
[7]Able to talk anythin and everythin under the sun. Same frequency.

Number 6th point actually means 2 points if you think about it.. so yea. i cheated. hooray.

Ok,Next up,the next 7 people.(provided if they even bother. ha)
-Stickman(Yuan rui)
-Benxy(Ben zee)
-Wakka02(Tian Xiang)
-Bear(Hanyong)
-Item(Zoe)
-Maid(Wanling)
-Ginjah(Ginger)
-Potato(Yanlin)
-Bbj(Angelia)
-Shithead(Valerie)
-C HL(Huiling)
-Dan (Cheryl)
-AHmelia(Amelia)
-Duukie(Sheri)
-An`qi(Angie)
-....

wtf.
i've overdone it.
i just glanced through my tagboard and just kept typing names i see that tagged.

anyway.. it was fun typing all those nicknames. HA
i call this.. Going the extra mile.
lazy to delete them.
Thus, you see your name there, auto abit please and do this.
yawns.

`**** refers to Eyes
*** refers to Fun.
Not other dirty things. Please, trust me.

x)

"siyang"

boy meets boy

2006-04-29T23:53:00.000-07:00

recently theres a hype about a certain blog.

if you understood the title of this post, then you should understand which blog iam refering to. If not, please find a ROCK and throw yourself headfirst towards it. Thank you.

Now,

Iam not gonna give any comments about the blog.

Like,

'HOLY SHIT.'
'WTF?'
'WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO'
'DOOMSDAY IS APPROACHING!'
'M-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL!'
'CHEESE SUCKS!'

ahem.

instead, i shall be nice.

By the way, the term 'Nice' is subjected to different definations.

in this case, its MY defination.

here we go.

This is Boy.

ok fine. This is Boy.

This is Boy.

Boy meets Boy

Boy is interested in Boy

Boy had *** with Boy.
Boy and Boy lives happily ever after.

...

...

if you dont get it, read it out loud
if you cant read it out loud, drink more herbal tea to recover from your sore throat.

p.s. boy had *** with boy.
*** refers to FUN, in case you horny shitheads think otherwise.

Have fun people.
i hope Edmund's empire wont kill me. =(

"siyang"

The Secret

2006-04-17T06:04:00.000-07:00

yawns.

JC life sure is hectic.

i feel tired like 8 out of 7 days.

after hearing some hearsay and doing some research,

i obtained information of the people in top JCs.

apparently these people live by the 'play hard study hard' rule.

They go clubbing.

next day school,

whoa Ace through all the test.

witnessing such great phenomenon,

i have decided to embark on a journey to find the secret of their sucess.

so now, i shall press the Enter button for 5 secs.

and whoa!

in 5 secs, i have found their secret!

By using this secret, i can sail through my JC life with no worries!

wanna know the secret?

i shall entertain myself by holding the Enter key longer this time.

ok ok. Patience is a virtue aint it?

now BEHOLD.

the amazing secret.

zoomed in for clearer view.

yes this is the miracle worker.

Just eat this during tutorials or lectures.

2.3 seconds after this enters your mouth,

you will experience..

rush!

SHOCK.

these 2 elements will ACE ALL YOUR TESTS!

all these bullshit should not be taken seriously and should be for entertaining purposes only.
This AWESOME blog will hold no responsibility for any loss of life or injury caused to the reader.

On a side note, i found out many classmates of mine has wrote about the recent FUNNAYE thing that happened to Mr Stickman yuan.
But because of the ENORMOUS amount of people viewing this blog, i shall not do the same.
instead i have this (below) to let readers see the same FUNNAYE thing done to Alex and Underground stem.

happy figuring out. ENJOY!

"siyang"

TGIF

2006-04-07T06:38:00.000-07:00

boom!

BOOM!

BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!! BOOM! ( i want you in my room. we'l.. blablaba its an oldies song)

actually. i didnt expect my prank to work this well.
even my loyal blog readers were tricked.

damn. irock.

didnt u guys see wad time the post was 'posted'?
23:23

aint it obvious?
heh.

Happy April Fools my boys and girls!

yall should TGIF ( Thank God its Friday)
i wanted to reveal this only on 23 april.

but oh wells.

x)

btw if ure stil confused about why this blog aint close down yet.. i suggest u to use both your hands to grab your head. shake it around. and finally smash it into a wall.

another alternative is to scroll all the way down to my "The Final Decision' post.

april baby april baby.
"siyang"

The final decision.

2006-03-31T20:02:00.000-08:00

due to lack of income generation and busy lifestyle, i have finally decided to close down this blog.
this blog shall attempt blog sucide.

goodbye cruel world.

highlight the text la =(

posted by cypher at 23.23pm 0 comments

HA!
APRILS FOOLS DAYS.

dont mind me. iam just entertaining myself if i didnt get you.

my new classmates rocks.
serious.
like totally.

wow.

its unaminous. dunno how spell. dun care x)

enjoy your day peeps.
pranky pranky prank prank.
pink pranker.

x)
"siyang"

i think someone's blog died. but iam hella sure its not this one =)

2006-03-27T01:51:00.001-08:00

-wakes up-

yawns.

yea. sorry guys. been hibernating too much.
busy these few days.
school's back and homework kills.

but hell no i wont let that stop me.
and its not even one month of inactivity yet!

x)

alrights.

heard bout the news about police-will-now-catch-teenagers-loitering-around-after-11pm?
yea.
though it has'nt been implemented yet, that doesnt stop people from calling it bullshit.

HA!

in another perspective, the people should be glad.

cause s'pore is so safe that the police are doing nothin!
therefore gov had to do something to keep them occupied!!

ok fine i shall cut the crap.

being rebbilious(spelling error) teenagers, me myself and bear decided to challenge the hands of law!

it was 10.59.

The great one and great bear strolled to the traffic light.

they looked left.

and looked right.

and left again.

then.

the clock styrck.. sturck... struck 11.

and the action began.

-plays loud fast rock music. metal also can.-

HAHA!

Bear:'Hell i can do that too x)'

woohooo

WAIT A SEC. I HEAR SOMETHING!

hmm you sure? let me try too.

yes theres something. it sounds like a... police car.

YES WE DID IT. COME AND CATCH US MR POLICE MAN. IAM NOT SCARED! HAHA.

....

.....

bear has gone mad. iam so outta here.
-gets into handstand posistion-
-activates handrunning mode-
buh bye.

TheEnd x)

p.s. wow. my bod rocks.

check out the pecs.

cant see? i help u zoom in.

WOW SOLID 6 LEHS!

x)

hui jia birthday happy

2006-02-28T22:46:00.000-08:00

oh right. this post shld be around jan and its march now. woohoo.

lets abt pri sch mate LAO LAO.
jiahui.

huh? me? -gives confused look-

yea you.

alright that day. we all went out as a group.
kinda like pri sch outing.(as usual)
jiahui looks sad as he thinks everyone forgot about his birthday.

he look desperately around to drop a hint or somethin to someone.

In desperation, he found an empty 100plus bottle.

and stuff it in Angie's bag.

of cos Angie didnt realise it.

therefore they carried on with their plan.
watch movieeeeee.

if you look closely. you can see Angie's face =/

after the movie, she suddenly realised the 100plus bottle was stuck in her bag all along.

and in jus 23seconds, she read the meanings of it.

OH JIA HUI! YOUR BIRTHDAY HOR TODAY? SEE WE DIDNT FORGET! x)

SINCE WE'RE BESIDE SWENSON THEN LETS GO IN THERE ENJOY FREE ICE CREAM!

Then after that we shall bunny hop every swenson outlet and enjoy free ice cream.
muhahha.

yum yum free ice cream. -blows out candle-
(compass point outlet)

yum yum free ice cream. -blows out candle again-
(orhard outlet)

yum yum free ice cream. -breathes in.. blows out candle again- *breathless*
('where ever that has a swenson' outlet)

oo jiahui so happy that he got a baloon. teeheehee

Hes so happy that i jus HAVE to repeat this picture
Teeheehee he giggles.

so the day ended with jiahui being a happy man.

x)

CAUGHT ARM CHIOING!

ha.